The next time your partner scrapes your dick with their teeth during a blow job, it is totally ok to give them The Dirty Pirate. (Translation: don’t actually do this, but if you do, tell me about it, k?)
Arrrrrrr!
To give your salty lass the dirty pirate treatment you have to bust a load in her eye after she gives you head, and then kick her in the knee/leg so she is hopping around screaming “ARRRR WHAT THE FUUCK!!!” with only one eye open.
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