Posts about Threesome

Dear Jane, My BF and I Peg; we love it! But, How Do I Bring Up My Fantasy of a Threesome with a She-Male?

Dear Jane, <– Ask me anything! No, really, ANYTHING. It is totally anonymous.

My boyfriend loves the strap-on, and it gives me some great feelings of control. How do I approach him of my fantasy of him with a hot she-male (if they exist outside of porn) while he licks me?

Spareparts Joque Harness

Its cool that you brought up porn, because if you mix that with “hey, I had this dream that such and such happened, and it was arousing… I mean… if I had a real cock, that’s pretty much what we’re doing” … which could work in your situation.

But, there are people, possibly your boyfriend, who don’t follow female pegging to a she-male experience. They’ve fetishized the strap-on itself, what it is, and who exactly is wearing it.

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Erotica: After Work pt II

Continued from After Work pt I

You allow them both to relax, but not for too long, kissing your way up the girl’s body you kiss around her face, savoring your girlfriend. You tell your friend to move the pillows so your girlfriend could see who she was, and then to kneel facing the door. You crawl up your girlfriend’s body and softly kiss her, asking her if she likes her surprise so far, she purrs a “yes” to you, her body shaking pretty hard from the pleasure radiating from her body.  You slap her ass for good measure, she yelps and smiles, ready for whatever is next. You slip yourself between her legs with your hand, and rub against her, getting yourself slick with her juices, she whimpers and pouts and tries to move you closer to her, but you don’t allow it. Kissing, and crawling away from her body you are now uniting her hands from her ankles, you stretch her arms out to the corners of the bed, and secure her bonds once more, so that her ankles are still tied, and she can now hold herself slightly up on her elbows if she tried. Then once again telling the woman what to do for you both.

The woman leans down and kisses your girlfriend softly, trying to stay away from her mouth though, and then scoots her body down so that her pussy  is in front of your girlfriend’s mouth, your girlfriend needing no other cue, reaches for the woman … but you tell her “no … not until I  said so”. She pouts, and begs you- “Please, please may I, I would really like to, I want to return the pleasure, I want to, please…”.

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Erotica: After Work

Another long tiring day at work, but this time you spent the day secretly smiling to yourself about something you left at home.  After closing up, you head back home. Walking up the stairs you make a quick phone call to a friend to complete your surprise. You head to the bathroom to take a long hot shower … trying not to hurry, to get back to what you left behind.  Towel drying, you put on a pair of boxers and walk to your room, the smile on your face growing.

You left your bedroom door ajar and upon walking in, everything appears normal … except of course … your girlfriend tied on the bed just as you left her.  On her knees, head down moaning softly into the pillow, wrists tied securely to her ankles, and the butterfly vibrator strapped around her hips set on wave.  You also notice, as planned, her thighs and her butterfly are glistening. “Mmm…” you think, as you walk over to her and slap her her ass, and ask how her day was, though, the only reply you get is in the form loud whimpering.

Running your fingertips around where you slapped, and then down her thighs you notice she is shaking from the butterfly that was left on her for hours, giving her orgasm after orgasm, leaving her very wet for you and extremely sensitive to your touch…especially to your rougher plans in mind.  Forced orgasms… wonderful, yet painful.

You slap again, and mention to her that whimpering isn’t a proper response, you slap the other side for good measure. She yelps, and tells you hurriedly that it was a very long day waiting for you to return.  You slap again as a reward for a proper response, secretly knowing she loves it, and then once more because you enjoy watching her ass get red hot.

Turning the machine off, she sighs in relief, her body relaxes slightly, but she is still trembling from the sensations coursing through her body. The extreme pleasure you allowed her all day, and the tingling pain she feels now from the slaps.  Snapping the machine off, you admire its work on one of your favorite parts of your girlfriend; glistening, and dripping, and it was all because of you, and it is all for you… and a friend.

Time to play. Running your fingers down her slick thighs, goosebumps jump up to meet you, a sign her body is whimpering for you … but you want it to beg. SLAP, the inside of her thighs, once, twice … again … then the outside … she whimpers, her body jumps, you ask her if she likes it and all you hear is whimpering … you slap again. Climbing up the inside of her thighs till she mumbles something, but you don’t quite hear it, you slap again … higher … oh so close to her sex, she mumbles louder … so you slap again, and finally hit your mark, twice. Her answer relays through her body and then is finally screamed to you in a resounding YES! You chuckle, knowing that already.

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Erotica: Driving to Nirvana

With that, Randy takes Jane’s head in his hands and really starts to fuck her mouth, and if there was enough light in the car, you’d be able to see Jane smile.  The smell of sex, and the sound of her wetness has replaced the sweet scent of honeysuckle and the trio didn’t care.  There was something incredibly hot about an impromptu rough dirty car sex threesome.

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Jane Says: Polyamory & Swinging

If you’ve decided to open up your relationship like two responsible adults, and you’re trying to agree on rules and goals of what you want to get out of the soon to be ‘other’ people in your relationship – but seem to not be in total agreement – I might have the answer to your problem.

One International Symbol for Polyamory

If you want to bond with this new person/people, and stay in a relationship with just them like a big group date.  If you want to have another to joke around with, get to know, and not to just have as a sex object – if you are capable of loving more than one person and fully sharing then you are looking for more of a Polyamorus lifestyle relationship.

A documentary about Plato’s Retreat- One Very Famous Swinger’s Club

Usually if you’re just looking to have sex with multiple partners in different swapping configurations and the words “no strings” apply to you, then you’re looking for a Swinging lifestyle.

There are cross-overs and hybrids of the two lifestyles; but people confuse one for the other – thus making the conversation more difficult.  Now that you have some of the lingo down, I can give you some tips.

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Helping Guys Build an Arsenal – FLESHLIGHT!

Warning: this might be a little longer than usual, but there is just SO MUCH to say about this product and I’d be doing you a disservice if I skimped on anything!!! Also, if you can’t look at pocket pussies at work, this post is NSFW.

If you remember, I promised to help you guys build an arsenal.  I mentioned The Fleshlight in that linked post, but I hadn’t had my hands on one till recently! Now I have a whole bunch!

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Attending a Nina Hartley Workshop !!

I was sitting at work one day, putting prices on dildos and ordering movies when the phone rang (as it does).  I knew who it was just by looking at the number; it was my favorite movie distributor Tracy Sales.  She calls me special for new releases, most of her other customers get a lousy email, needles to say Jane Blow is loved.  We do the special orders:

“Yes, sure I’ll take 4 copies of Big White Asses #7, but not the Jules Jordan Semen Sippers #19.”  I like doing orders when clients are around, the funny looks are the best.  Tracy also tells me about all the porn stars coming through.  She has ties with Alexis Texas, Belladonna and Jesse Jane to name a few.  Usually my bosses wave off the store signing because we don’t have enough time to advertise and I don’t usually go because I’m working.  This time around she had a special treat for me.

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