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Posted on Aug 19, 2010 — Reviews / Toys — No comments — Posted by JaneBlow

Review: Glo-Glo a Go-Go Radioactive Orange Flicker Tip Vibrating Bullet

Isn’t THAT a mouthful? How about Glo-Go Orange Flicker Bullet; just a suggestion Topco.  I mean, how am I as a store manager supposed to fit ALL of that in Quickbooks and on a sticker to distinguish it from the other flicker bullets out there?

I’m mostly kidding, I have my ways, plus I’m pretty awesome at the whole Item# thing, but still.  We’re all just going to call it the Glo Orange Flicker or or the GGGGROFTVB; pronounced “the Gggro-ftv-b”. (If you haven’t seen Cloudy With A Chance of Meatballs; go fuck yourself, THAT was a funny joke and you missed it.)

Facts:

  • Soft Flicker® tip on a vibrating egg
  • Super soft sleeve glows in the dark
  • Multi-speed controller
  • 30″ cord (76 cm)
  • Phthalate free
  • 2 AA batteries not included

As far as flicker bullets go, I’ve had the Topco Penthouse Secrets Cyber Flicker bullet, and the Climax Flickers 7x bullet made by them too.  So, you can say I’m a fan of flicker bullets and Topco in general.  It also should go without saying that I was happy to get this one to see how it measures up to the others.  AND it reminds me of Empire Records in an ORANGE kind of way, so I was happy to get one in orange and not yellow or green this time around. Continue reading this post →

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Posted on Aug 13, 2010 — Events — 12 comments — Posted by JaneBlow

#13Orgasms Contest Sponsored by @TopcoToys !!

This morning while reading my facebook news stream, I was reminded it was Friday the 13th.  Not being the least bit superstitious I laughed at all the status updates warning against black cats, broken mirrors and walking under ladders.  My next thought was “fuck that, I’d rather have 13 Orgasms… bring it on!”

And so it sat as my update for a bit – and then I got an email from @TopcoToys during my lunch break asking if I’d run a contest.  I knew not being superstitious (and constantly horny) would pay off!!

HELL YEAH!

They have a Mask made of Spandex with zipper eyes and mouth for sensory deprivation from their Asylum line, (which is hot and fresh and brand spankin new!!) which is their bondage-y medical-y fetish line.  I can’t even buy the Asylum line for my store yet!! So you will be one of the firsts to own the mask.

They have paddles, straight jackets, ball gags… and more to come.  For the purposes of this contest, I’m going to call it a “Jason Mask” and ask you:

If I was your captive, how would you “torture” me?

The mask comes in large and small, and is unisex (bonus! because I’m bisexual!) — so slip it on, and torture me (please!)

Contest closes midnight on 8-13-2010

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Posted on Aug 02, 2010 — FLASH — 1 comment — Posted by JaneBlow

FLASH! First Vivid, Now Topco Approaches Montana Fishburne

One of the great things about being a sex toy reviewer and working for big companies is getting to know information WAY before the average person knows it, sitting in my inbox this morning was this letter from my contact at Topco Sales regarding Montana Fishburne.


Adult Manufacturer Seeks to Replicate Montana Fishburne’s Intimate Assets

Chatsworth, CA – Leading adult novelty manufacturer, Topco Sales, has offered Montana Fishburne, daughter of actor Laurence Fishburne a “once in a lifetime” opportunity.

On Friday, July 30, 2010, the company announced its intentions in an open letter authored by Topco Sales CEO, Scott Tucker, asking the nineteen year old Fishburne if she would be interested in creating a personalized adult novelty replica.

“We have seen in various media outlets that you are set to release a film on Vivid.com in August,” states Tucker. “We think that having your very own toy would be a great way for you to fully capitalize on your porn debut.”

If Ms. Fishburne accepts this offer, she will join the ranks of famous adult superstars such as Audrey Hollander, Bree Olson, Nautica Thorn, Joanna Angel and Taylor Vixen who have all been molded for the company’s Wildfire Celebrity Series.

“Topco Sales is known for molding porn stars and making the most realistic replica sex toys on the market. Using amazing CyberSkin material, these toys are incredibly lifelike and highly sought after,” says Desiree Duffie, Director of Marketing and Public Relations for Topco Sales.

To read the original letter—>

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Posted on Jul 29, 2010 — GLBT / Reviews / Toys — No comments — Posted by Mr. Mister

Review: Onyx Prostate Massage Wand

First and foremost this is single-handedly one of the most beautiful sex toys I’ve ever come across. It is made of black CyberGlass ™ and is called “Onyx,” and it’s decorated with beautifully painted leaf motifs. It is crafty, sophisticated and sleek in design.

Facts:

  • Beautiful CyberGlass ™ prostate wand provides smooth, comfortable insertion
  • Rounded handle and specially angles tip with raised edges easily massages the prostate
  • CyberGlass ™ conducts hot and cold temperatures without cracking or breaking
  • Quickly warms to body temperature during use
  • CyberGlass™  is easy to clean; it can be boiled or placed on the top rack of the dishwasher
  • Ultra hygienic, waterproof and nonporous
  • Phthalate free

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Posted on Jul 23, 2010 — GLBT / Reviews / Toys — No comments — Posted by Mr. Mister

Review: Climax Gems™ Emerald Hand Job Stroker

Give Your Man a Hand Job He’ll Never Forget with The Climax Gem Stroker (currently) comes in 3 distinctive shapes and colors all made of convincing CyberSkin.  This one is a tad long because I was able to try it out so many different ways!

Facts:

  • Supper supple Cyberskin stroker feels soft,like real skin
  • Surprise him with a sexy, sensual addition to foreplay
  • Pump it up and down, varying your rhythm
  • The tapered, ribbed tunnel grips him tighter the deeper he plunges into the stroker
  • Hourglass shape provides a perfect grip even when lubricated
  • Squeeze tight or loosen your grip to tease him with different sensations
  • Tight ribbed tunnel creates a mouth watering suction effect when filled with his manliness
  • Translucent design lets both of you watch every sexy stroke
  • Open ended for easy cleaning
  • Waterproof for sexy handjobs in the shower
  • Phthalate free

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Posted on Jul 22, 2010 — GLBT / Reviews / Toys — 1 comment — Posted by Mr. Mister

Review: Rascal SensaFirm Jeremy Bilding Dildo

Hey Jane Blow fans!  I’m Mr. Mister, and this is my debut post!!

I got a chance to sit down with Ms. Blow herself; and she had set up an array of  TOPCO RASCAL Dildos waiting for me.  It looked like a “SEX” Tupperware party! Ms. Blow said pick two. As my backdoor has not been stimulated for quite a while solo or with a partner, it wasn’t hard to choose which dildo I would be going home with. The biggest one! Superstar Jeremy Bilding; What a piece of meat!  I wanted a rough backdoor session and that soft supple looking, slight upwards curve, big head, slightly veiny shaft and big ball sac … had me squirming before I got home!

Facts:

• Molded from Porn Superstar Jeremy Bilding
• 5.75 insertable inches (14.5 cm) and 2″ (5 cm) diameter
• Hand painted SensaFirm™ looks and feels just like Jeremy
• Suction cup base provides hands-free play on any smooth flat surface
• Compatible with standard strap-on harnesses
• Made in the USA

SensaFirm is a unique dual Layered product made from a soft Flexible rubber outer Layer,and precision bonded with a silicone substrate to a hard inner core. The finished product is radically superior to traditional solid rubber and creates a sensual exterior surface that is velvety smooth to the touch, yet firm when used.

NSFW pic of the toy and my review after the cut

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Posted on Jul 19, 2010 — Coverage — No comments — Posted by JaneBlow

Do You Want To Be FUCKED?

OK, now that I’ve got your attention, I’d like to introduce you to Topco’s newly unveiled surprise at the ANME Founders Show.

I wasn’t able to go, but I’ve been seeing all kinds of teasers on twitter and talking with my company contacts as well as my like minded peers in the blogging and reviewing industry… and found out all KINDS of new info to share with you all.

Sure, there are new toys coming out of every line possible… Doc Johnson, Jimmy Jane and NassToys NOT excluded… but it seems Topco has stolen the spotlight this year with their Side Show tent and their display of FUCKED toys.

Inside the creepy circus tent, in the brightly lit room, held secrets only whispered about before the ANME doors opened.  Where toys meet fetish, meets paraphilia, FUCKED shines.

You remember what paraphilia means right? We went over this… “a condition wherein a person’s sexual arousal and gratification depend upon fantasizing about and engaging in, sexual behavior that is atypical and at times, controversial.”

If you have the desire to have sex with a woman while she was on her period — If you have the desire to have sex with someone with an STD — A Hermaphrodite –  Or are into Coprophilia…

STEP RIGHT UP !!… enter the tent.


NSFW pics of the new FUCKED sex toys.

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Posted on Jul 15, 2010 — Guest Posts — 2 comments — Posted by Puddles

Sexlopedia: Pegging

Pegging: is the act of bending over your boyfriend and violating his ass with a strap-on. It’s considered a gender-reversal, since the woman is the penetrator and the male is the receiver. Pegging is done for many reasons, sometimes it is used as part of a BDSM relationship, other times it is used to stimulate the boyfriends prostrate so he comes rainbows.

Topco’s Grrl Shorts Strap-On Boy Shorts Harness

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Posted on Jul 08, 2010 — Reviews / Toys — 3 comments — Posted by JaneBlow

Review: Zara by Vida Internationale / Topco Sales

Special thanks to Topco for sending me the Zara from Vida!

This sleek toy came to me by surprise, Topco had asked me to make a list of stuff I was interested in and they forwarded me this toy while I waited for my goodies.  I opened the unsuspecting brown box to find a cute faux leather carrying case with “Vida” imprinted on the front.  Curiousity unzipped the case to reveal to me a 7″ black and pink, Zara vibe hidden inside that seemed to be made of metal and ultra hygenic silicone.

My first thoughts were to grab some batteries, but further inspection of my surprise package revealed that it was rechargeable.  I crossed my fingers, closed my eyes, and held down the single button controller to see if it was charged in the package… AND IT WAS!  I love when that happens.

It buzzed to life in my fingers, a buzzy treble like vibe – not a rumbly bass’y vibe.  Kinda like Lelo’s Nea, hm.  I clicked the button again to see if it had another speed and I’m pleased to report back that the Zara has 5 distinguishable speeds.

My exploritory examination over with, I shut my new Zara off, placed it back in the case… opened the manual and watched the clock.

“Zara caresses your internal erogenous area with a concentration you’ve never experienced before.  Focused entirely on G-Spot stimulation, waterproof Zara satisfies your lust for the pleasures of this previously abstruse spot.”

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Posted on Jun 16, 2010 — Dear Jane — No comments — Posted by BarbiexHardcore

Dear Jane: I Used to Finish Before Her, Now I Get Numb!

Dear Jane,

I used to be concerned with cumming too soon.  Now it seems the tables have turned.  I focus on pleasing my lady and only think about cumming after she’s satisfied.  By that time, my dick is almost completely numb.  How can I find a healthy balance?

As a woman, I can say that seems like the best table in the restaurant.  But not entirely fair to you;  good thing I have a three special suggestions on my menu today.

A.

Is she slacking on you a little since she is so spoiled now? If so, turn the table on her a bit and ask for a blow job before you go down on her, and have sex.  It’ll ease your mind about cumming too soon, you’ll be pleased from the beginning, and you’ll both be able to enjoy sex its orgasms.

B.

You can get something for yourself that will encourage your brain to remember about your own needs.  I suggest a shiny 2″ metal cock ring. Yep.  You can get one online, or in your local adult shop – if they don’t have them, they can order it for you. Continue reading this post →

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