Posts about Topco
Posted by JaneBlow on 10/28/10 at 12:00 pm
If you’re paying attention, you’ll know that I am going to try to do as many toy reviews as I can till National Sex Toy Day! It might get a little crazy, but it is one of the few ways I can help raise awareness for the awesome event that MyPleasure has sponsored. They’re even giving away Free Sex Toys for the event. I’m all for a free sex toy, free is for me.
This toy came to me via Topco, thanks!
Facts:
- Single speed vibe travels in purse
- Soft, rubbery tip with Silky Smooth case
- Powerful single speed vibrations with on/off button
- Waterproof
- Phthalate free
- 1 AAA battery not included
My first impressions were:
Wow that is a BIG lipstick.
Hm, that’s a funny looking top/cover.
Oooh, is the “lipstick” color, silicone? It looks soft like silicone.
(package opened)
Oo, it is coated, that’s a nice touch.
I wonder if it is rubber or silicone…
“rubbery coating, phthalate free”… it isn’t silicone.
What’s this sucker take? ah AAA, that’s standard.
Push button was a good idea; less ware and tare because you don’t have to twist it on and off.
(battery in)
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Categories: Reviews, Reviews, Toys
Tags: +++ - -, incognito, Lickety Split Lipstick Vibe, Topco
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Posted by JaneBlow on 10/26/10 at 12:00 pm
If you’re paying attention, you’ll know that I am going to try to do as many toy reviews as I can till National Sex Toy Day! It might get a little crazy, but it is one of the few ways I can help raise awareness for the awesome event that MyPleasure has sponsored. They’re even giving away Free Sex Toys for the event. I’m all for a free sex toy, free is for me.
This toy came to me via Topco, thanks!
I’ve had a few of those Panty Pal contraptions, I’ve also tried on my fair share of vibrating panties, and the Invisi-Vibe seems to be a mix of the two. It fits in my hand, and the vibe itself is pretty quiet, but it is positioned on the outside instead of the inside where it would be closer to my clit. I turned on the mini bullet and it transferred the vibrations good enough, so I did the next logical thing I could think of.
I called my friends to find out what they were doing, one of them was headed to an out door drinking thing at a marina, I was promised good sangria and better conversation – so I stuck the Invisi-Vibe in my panties and out I went. I was going to wear stretchy pants, but there was a noticeable bulge, so I opted for jeans. I was too worried about it falling out of my panties if I wore a skirt, it is a little bulky once you stick it down there and walk around… the last thing I wanted was a shift the wrong way and BOUNCE there goes my panty vibe.
It’s a bit fun having a sex toy in your pants, makes me excited knowing I have a dirty secret, but I HAD to make sure I tested the toy the right way. Of course I told my ride what my new toy was, and how it works… and then I turned it on. There isn’t a discreet way to do so, unless you excuse yourself to the bathroom. He said he didn’t hear it unless he was listening for it, that it just sounded like a faint buzzing of something electronic on, a weak cell phone in a purse, MAYBE, if it is quiet enough to listen for it.
Facts:
- Vibe’s contoured curves work with her anatomy to keep vibe in place
- Removable, 3 speed, Push-4-Play, Silky Smooth bullet
- Pleasure bumps enhance sensations
- 3 speed bullet can be used alone or with the toy
- Water resistant
- Phthalate free
- 2 AG5 batteries included
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Categories: Reviews, Reviews, Toys
Tags: ++---, invisi-vibe, kama sutra love liquid warming cinnamon, Topco
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Posted by JaneBlow on 8/19/10 at 11:24 am
Isn’t THAT a mouthful? How about Glo-Go Orange Flicker Bullet; just a suggestion Topco. I mean, how am I as a store manager supposed to fit ALL of that in Quickbooks and on a sticker to distinguish it from the other flicker bullets out there?
I’m mostly kidding, I have my ways, plus I’m pretty awesome at the whole Item# thing, but still. We’re all just going to call it the Glo Orange Flicker or or the GGGGROFTVB; pronounced “the Gggro-ftv-b”. (If you haven’t seen Cloudy With A Chance of Meatballs; go fuck yourself, THAT was a funny joke and you missed it.)
Facts:
- Soft Flicker® tip on a vibrating egg
- Super soft sleeve glows in the dark
- Multi-speed controller
- 30″ cord (76 cm)
- Phthalate free
- 2 AA batteries not included
As far as flicker bullets go, I’ve had the Topco Penthouse Secrets Cyber Flicker bullet, and the Climax Flickers 7x bullet made by them too. So, you can say I’m a fan of flicker bullets and Topco in general. It also should go without saying that I was happy to get this one to see how it measures up to the others. AND it reminds me of Empire Records in an ORANGE kind of way, so I was happy to get one in orange and not yellow or green this time around.
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Categories: Reviews, Reviews, Toys
Tags: ++++-, flicker bullet, Topco, vibe
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Posted by JaneBlow on 8/13/10 at 3:29 pm
This morning while reading my facebook news stream, I was reminded it was Friday the 13th. Not being the least bit superstitious I laughed at all the status updates warning against black cats, broken mirrors and walking under ladders. My next thought was “fuck that, I’d rather have 13 Orgasms… bring it on!”
And so it sat as my update for a bit – and then I got an email from @TopcoToys during my lunch break asking if I’d run a contest. I knew not being superstitious (and constantly horny) would pay off!!
HELL YEAH!
They have a Mask made of Spandex with zipper eyes and mouth for sensory deprivation from their Asylum line, (which is hot and fresh and brand spankin new!!) which is their bondage-y medical-y fetish line. I can’t even buy the Asylum line for my store yet!! So you will be one of the firsts to own the mask.
They have paddles, straight jackets, ball gags… and more to come. For the purposes of this contest, I’m going to call it a “Jason Mask” and ask you:
If I was your captive, how would you “torture” me?
The mask comes in large and small, and is unisex (bonus! because I’m bisexual!) — so slip it on, and torture me (please!)
Contest closes midnight on 8-13-2010
Categories: Events
Tags: 13orgasms, asylum, Topco
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Posted by JaneBlow on 8/2/10 at 2:02 pm
One of the great things about being a sex toy reviewer and working for big companies is getting to know information WAY before the average person knows it, sitting in my inbox this morning was this letter from my contact at Topco Sales regarding Montana Fishburne.
Adult Manufacturer Seeks to Replicate Montana Fishburne’s Intimate Assets
Chatsworth, CA – Leading adult novelty manufacturer, Topco Sales, has offered Montana Fishburne, daughter of actor Laurence Fishburne a “once in a lifetime” opportunity.
On Friday, July 30, 2010, the company announced its intentions in an open letter authored by Topco Sales CEO, Scott Tucker, asking the nineteen year old Fishburne if she would be interested in creating a personalized adult novelty replica.
“We have seen in various media outlets that you are set to release a film on Vivid.com in August,” states Tucker. “We think that having your very own toy would be a great way for you to fully capitalize on your porn debut.”
If Ms. Fishburne accepts this offer, she will join the ranks of famous adult superstars such as Audrey Hollander, Bree Olson, Nautica Thorn, Joanna Angel and Taylor Vixen who have all been molded for the company’s Wildfire Celebrity Series.
“Topco Sales is known for molding porn stars and making the most realistic replica sex toys on the market. Using amazing CyberSkin material, these toys are incredibly lifelike and highly sought after,” says Desiree Duffie, Director of Marketing and Public Relations for Topco Sales.
To read the original letter—>
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Categories: News, FLASH
Tags: flash, Topco, Vivid
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Posted by Mr. Mister on 7/29/10 at 9:56 am
First and foremost this is single-handedly one of the most beautiful sex toys I’ve ever come across. It is made of black CyberGlass ™ and is called “Onyx,” and it’s decorated with beautifully painted leaf motifs. It is crafty, sophisticated and sleek in design.
Facts:
- Beautiful CyberGlass ™ prostate wand provides smooth, comfortable insertion
- Rounded handle and specially angles tip with raised edges easily massages the prostate
- CyberGlass ™ conducts hot and cold temperatures without cracking or breaking
- Quickly warms to body temperature during use
- CyberGlass™ is easy to clean; it can be boiled or placed on the top rack of the dishwasher
- Ultra hygienic, waterproof and nonporous
- Phthalate free
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Categories: GLBT, Reviews, Reviews, Toys
Tags: glass, onyx, sinclair institute, Topco
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Posted by Mr. Mister on 7/23/10 at 9:11 am
Give Your Man a Hand Job He’ll Never Forget with The Climax Gem Stroker (currently) comes in 3 distinctive shapes and colors all made of convincing CyberSkin. This one is a tad long because I was able to try it out so many different ways!
Facts:
- Supper supple Cyberskin stroker feels soft,like real skin
- Surprise him with a sexy, sensual addition to foreplay
- Pump it up and down, varying your rhythm
- The tapered, ribbed tunnel grips him tighter the deeper he plunges into the stroker
- Hourglass shape provides a perfect grip even when lubricated
- Squeeze tight or loosen your grip to tease him with different sensations
- Tight ribbed tunnel creates a mouth watering suction effect when filled with his manliness
- Translucent design lets both of you watch every sexy stroke
- Open ended for easy cleaning
- Waterproof for sexy handjobs in the shower
- Phthalate free
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Categories: GLBT, Reviews, Reviews, Toys
Tags: ++++-, arsenal, Climax Gem Stroker, Climax h2o, System Jo, Topco
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Posted by Mr. Mister on 7/22/10 at 11:43 am
Hey Jane Blow fans! I’m Mr. Mister, and this is my debut post!!
I got a chance to sit down with Ms. Blow herself; and she had set up an array of TOPCO RASCAL Dildos waiting for me. It looked like a “SEX” Tupperware party! Ms. Blow said pick two. As my backdoor has not been stimulated for quite a while solo or with a partner, it wasn’t hard to choose which dildo I would be going home with. The biggest one! Superstar Jeremy Bilding; What a piece of meat! I wanted a rough backdoor session and that soft supple looking, slight upwards curve, big head, slightly veiny shaft and big ball sac … had me squirming before I got home!
Facts:
• Molded from Porn Superstar Jeremy Bilding
• 5.75 insertable inches (14.5 cm) and 2″ (5 cm) diameter
• Hand painted SensaFirm™ looks and feels just like Jeremy
• Suction cup base provides hands-free play on any smooth flat surface
• Compatible with standard strap-on harnesses
• Made in the USA
SensaFirm is a unique dual Layered product made from a soft Flexible rubber outer Layer,and precision bonded with a silicone substrate to a hard inner core. The finished product is radically superior to traditional solid rubber and creates a sensual exterior surface that is velvety smooth to the touch, yet firm when used.
NSFW pic of the toy and my review after the cut
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Categories: GLBT, Reviews, Reviews, Toys
Tags: +++++, arsenal, Jeremy Bilding, Rascal, SensaFirm, Suction Cup Dildo, Topco
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Posted by JaneBlow on 7/19/10 at 10:01 am
OK, now that I’ve got your attention, I’d like to introduce you to Topco’s newly unveiled surprise at the ANME Founders Show.
I wasn’t able to go, but I’ve been seeing all kinds of teasers on twitter and talking with my company contacts as well as my like minded peers in the blogging and reviewing industry… and found out all KINDS of new info to share with you all.
Sure, there are new toys coming out of every line possible… Doc Johnson, Jimmy Jane and NassToys NOT excluded… but it seems Topco has stolen the spotlight this year with their Side Show tent and their display of FUCKED toys.
Inside the creepy circus tent, in the brightly lit room, held secrets only whispered about before the ANME doors opened. Where toys meet fetish, meets paraphilia, FUCKED shines.
You remember what paraphilia means right? We went over this… “a condition wherein a person’s sexual arousal and gratification depend upon fantasizing about and engaging in, sexual behavior that is atypical and at times, controversial.”
If you have the desire to have sex with a woman while she was on her period — If you have the desire to have sex with someone with an STD — A Hermaphrodite – Or are into Coprophilia…
STEP RIGHT UP !!… enter the tent.
NSFW pics of the new FUCKED sex toys.
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Categories: Coverage
Tags: ANME, coprophilia, fetish, Fucked, paraphilia, Topco
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Posted by Puddles on 7/15/10 at 9:46 am
Pegging: is the act of bending over your boyfriend and violating his ass with a strap-on. It’s considered a gender-reversal, since the woman is the penetrator and the male is the receiver. Pegging is done for many reasons, sometimes it is used as part of a BDSM relationship, other times it is used to stimulate the boyfriends prostrate so he comes rainbows.
Topco’s Grrl Shorts Strap-On Boy Shorts Harness
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Categories: Guest Posts
Tags: grrl shorts, pegging, strap-on, Topco
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