Sexpert Jane Blow » True Story http://sexpertjaneblow.com Sex Advice & Education, Adult Toy Reviews, and more! Tue, 15 May 2012 19:31:34 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Sexlopedia: Porny Moment http://sexpertjaneblow.com/sexlopedia-porny-moment/ http://sexpertjaneblow.com/sexlopedia-porny-moment/#comments Tue, 27 Jul 2010 14:36:44 +0000 JaneBlow http://sexpertjaneblow.com/?p=13456 A Porny Moment is the opposite of a corny moment.  It is when you are just being you, doing your thing, and something that could have totally started a porn or was done in a porn happens.

Thats right kiddos, sometimes dreams DO come true!

The lines you never thought would work on a woman, turns out to work.  You go to her swanky home and find out she is a total knockout, awesome in bed, has a hot tub, MILF.  True Story.

Waiting for the cable guy to come so you finally have internet/cable in your new apartment, and he turns out to be h – o – t! So… you fuck, and he hooks you up with stuff.  True Story.

You go to a massage parlor for a legitimate back massage, and she goes for the rub-n-tug… so you take a rain check.  She is excited for being respected and gives you her number… now you’re dating an insanely hot Latin woman, with great hands.  True Story.

You have a crush on your friend’s girlfriend, normally you’d never go for it but you notice they are arguing about something.  Curiosity gets the best of you men – and you find out they want to see who gives the better blow job.  You swap, and find out she swallows. True Story.

As you can see -I’ve collected (and had plenty) Porny Moments, so stay tuned.

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