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Time to Play FMK: Twilight Eclipse

Posted by on 7/5/10 at 9:34 am

My guy’s sister just moved up here from Florida and has been itching to get out of the house.  Not knowing anyone, or where anything is makes this tough; so I asked if she wanted to do something Saturday night.  Hoping she’d pick a good movie, or the gay bar (fingers crossed) I gave her a call.

She picks Eclipse, -sigh- well, at least there are lots of half naked wolves, amIright?  She is a super-fan, and it has been a week since the movie came out – I gave it a go for bonding’s sake.  Aren’t I awesome?  I don’t have a team, but if I HAD to answer I’d pick Jacob.  I know he doesn’t get the girl, and lusts after her daughter (oops, spoilers) or something like that, but c’mon… you can pet/cuddle him!  Dogs are waaay loyal, and his smile isn’t half bad either.

I haven’t seen more awkward (read: terrible) acting in my life EVER, but the convo in the tent made the movie for me.

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FLASH! Devil’s Film to Release This Isn’t Eclipse XXX

Posted by on 6/30/10 at 10:49 am

July 12th, hang onto your sparkles fan girls… from the makers of This Isn’t Twilight, and This Isn’t New Moon… comes This Isn’t Eclipse the XXX parody.

I will update this as I get the news!

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FACT! Bite Me… Please!

Posted by on 6/18/10 at 9:34 am

55% of females and 50% of males reported having responded erotically to being bitten.

Source: Kinsey Institute

I bet ya they didn’t factor in all of the Twilight and True Blood fans…

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TIME TO PLAY F**K – MARRY – KILL: NEW MOON

Posted by on 11/16/09 at 2:09 pm

It is that time again, teens and adults alike getting anxious for something TWILIGHT to come out.  Personally, I feel the same way a fellow DAPSer Mike does:

“Only a few more days ’til a mormon zealot serves up another big dish of mind poision and the mindless females of this country lap it up like obedient dogs.”

I wonder if he was trying to be funny because there are a lot more werewolves in New Moon. Eh, either way, I agree.  Just another thing to capitalize on teenage awkwardness.

Grab your Glitter and ice cold Dildos – Time to Play F M K !!!

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ATTENTION: Die Hard Twilight Fans!!

Posted by on 8/24/09 at 9:00 am


Haha, get it? Die Hard… Death… Vampires… ? ANYWAY!twilight-cast1

The toy engineers over at Tantus have something AMAZING for you coming out exclusively through their website on 9/1/09… and it SPARKLES!  Tantus even boasts being able to put it in the freezer for that “authentic experience”.

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