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Posted on Sep 14, 2010 by — Sexlopedia — 1 comment

Sexlopedia: The Eiffle Tower

This is another one of those jerk moves that most guys only dream about.  You get 5 extra notches in your bed post if you happen to accomplish this feat.

What, did you really think I could use an ACTUAL (nsfw) picture of this move?

First you have to find a third person to fuck, which is a project in itself.

Then you have to maneuver one of you to your third person’s face for oral sex, usually its a BJ and then position the other fuck-er behind the fuck-ee for the sex while the person in the middle is on their knees.

Lastly, the two of you on the ends, have to raise your arms up and press your palms together to create the point of The Eiffel Tower. This isn’t just for a quick two handed high five either, you have to stay there for at least a minute without the middle person realizing.

Good Luck!

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Posted on Sep 01, 2010 by — Dear Jane — Comments Off

Dear Jane: Where Are The Single Women Who Enjoy Threesomes & What Positions Are Good For Threesome Sex?

Dear Jane,

These two were sent to me via facebook wall post after a discussion about my new KinkLab inventory turned into a double teaming incident. I love my life.

I’d really like to know
1) How do you go about meeting single women who are into it? I know they have bars/clubs geared towards swingers but I have no idea how to find those or which ones are good.

2) New and interesting positions/acts that all 3 can participate in other than the normal girl going down on girl while guy has sex with 1 (which is hot but I’d like a broader horizon of things to do lol)

1.  As far as meeting people it is location, location, location.  If swinger bars and clubs aren’t quite your thing, try gay bars and lesbian/bisexual nights.  Try going to GLBT friendly events.  Or even places YOU would hang out at this way you can find someone with similar interests too.  Then talk to people, talk to everyone, especially the women you are interested in.  See where it takes you.  Try complimenting them, and swing the conversation as the night progresses to sex, fantasies, then maybe group sex if you want to take a direct approach.  If not, become friends with this person but keep them at arm’s distance because you don’t want to fall into the “friend zone”.

As far as finding a good place to go where there are swingers, try websites that have rating systems for clubs and kink friendly events. Fetlife.com could help, Yelp.com could help and Craigslist.com could help if you ask to know where to go instead of hook up with someone.

2.  As for new and interesting positions…

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Posted on Aug 17, 2010 by — Twister — Comments Off

Want To Play Twister?: Oyster Position

If you can get your ankles pretty much up by your ears while laying down on your back, especially with a little help from your partner – you can get into this position.  The tricks are to bend your knees, and put a little pillow under your butt, I’ve found.  For women, this will certainly put you at an excellent angle for G Spot stimulation.  For men, it’ll curve your hips and open you up perfectly for prostate stimulation quite nicely as well.

Vaginal, Anal, Oral… pick your poison, this is a good position for all three.

Your partner can let you hold yourself there, or do it for you either close up and personal in your face for kisses or to whisper sweet sweet dirty words in your ear or even from further away so to look down upon your beautiful form.  It could be fun and sexy, or down right dominance fun.

For a cartoon demo of the position…

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Posted on Jun 18, 2010 by — Twister — 1 comment

Want to Play Twister?: Leg Glider

This Leg Glider is an “in between” position for me.  It is a fun segue between missionary woman on bottom, to doggy style.  Or from that laying down gettin’ it from behind position into traditional missionary.  Actually, you can get here from a spooning/scissor position too… but before my brain spins to another Ladies, you can drop your leg that is on his shoulder to behind his back and grip him if you want to.  It is a good modification when you get a leg cramp, want to pull him closer, or can’t quite stretch into this position.

Penetration is deeeep for this one depending on how far you can get your leg up, plus the curve of his dick is touching different parts of you which can feel a m a z i n g.  For the romantic, Leg Gliding makes eye contact and hand roaming very easy.  The foot aficionado can enjoy this one too, it is super easy to suck on toes, hold hold feet, and switch off from left to right (swiping her G-Spot in the process).  This position doesn’t leave out the GLBT either!  This can be a very interesting strap-on sex position, or insert fingers/hand where phallus would be… and of course this could be a fun ass sex position too.

Sexinfo101.com has this to say:

Since our research concluded without finding an existing name for this position, we  are privileged to name it the Leg Glider. Although it is considered extremely difficult by the inflexible, it is a massive hit amongst virtually all who can do it. The receiver simply lies on their side, with their upper leg pointed towards the sky or against the giver’s shoulder, while their partner enters using a kneeling position.

For an animated 3D toon version

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Posted on Jun 09, 2010 by — Dear Jane — Comments Off

Dear Jane: Help me 69!?

Dear Jane,

My boyfriend and I love oral sex and want to do it at the same time to one another, but we can’t seem to match up our bodies to do the 69 position.  He is taller than me, is that the problem?

For those of you playing the home game, a 69 is when oral sex is delivered at the same time by laying in positions where their heads are in their partner’s lap.   Note: The “head” of the 6 is by the “tail” of the 9 and vice versa.

Him being taller than you is part of the problem, but really, 69ing doesn’t work for many people.  The common problem is positioning.  Really, no matter which position you get into; may it be him laying down and you on top, the opposite, if you are laying on your sides together or the ever difficult standing 69… alignment will be off.

The quickest, cheapest and easiest way to remedy this is to prop up the head of the bottom person with pillows so they are angled towards their partner’s stuff… and another under their butt to raise it towards a face.

There are companies like Liberator and XGen who sell sex position wedges though if you want to really up your sex game.

69ing is fun, but it isn’t my favorite – I like to take turns and really enjoy giving or receiving oral sex.  I did date someone who LOVED 69ing though, and it is intense to say the least.  I loved to weave my arms in his legs and have a different access to him instead of a traditional oral sex position.  He loved that “smothered in pussy, head surrounded by soft girly thighs” experience.  Not to forget, it isn’t a horrible mini workout for your arms and abs.

I did learn before him though, that the sixty-nine position also comes in handy if you want to deep throat and you’re on top; the angle is just right.

69ing For me, becomes a difficult race to orgasm where your opponent distracts you in the BEST WAY POSSIBLE.  Sometimes I’m up for the game, but not always.

<3 Jane

Have a question?  Anonymously ask my FormSpring.me account!

PPS.  Did you mean to ask me this question on June 9th? ;)

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Posted on Apr 16, 2010 by — Twister — 1 comment

Want to Play Twister? Lotus

A few months ago I gave you these Positions to work on;  here is another!

Traditionally the guy sits and crosses his legs to create a basket for his lady’s butt and you rock, grind and do little bounce motions instead of pound away at your partner.  This position is good for guys who need a break from missionary, any couple who likes eye contact, kissing and being close to one another.

Other good things about this position:

Guys – Cup and hold, squeeze, grab and play with her ass and pull her into you.  Hug onto her, you can scratch and rub her back … up her neck and get your hands into her hair for a tug.  Play with her breasts, kiss her neck… there are MANY hot buttons that are accessible to push to make your lady moan your name.  Dirty talk is so much hotter when its spoken in a position like this too.

Ladies - It is fun for you because you get a good grind against his pelvis and the shaft of his dick for your clit, with a little leaning you can also rock out on your G-Spot with this position too.  The kissing, scratching, hair pulling are fair game for you too. His neck and ears are right there for you to kiss and tell him how great it feels.

GLBT – Along with the hetero couples who already know about this position, I know many of you know it as well.  The advantages for you are the toys specially made to make this position rock for you and the easy access your skilled fingers and hands have.  When you perfect the basics, everything else is so much more wonderful.

More pics (NSFW) and info behind the cut.

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Posted on Oct 15, 2009 by — Twister — Comments Off

Want to Play Twister?

Earlier this week I proposed a question to my Tweeps and FaceBook friends asking their opinion on what they wanted me to write today.  They chose “Positions & Why They Feel Good,” honestly I almost vetoed the decision.  I mean, what hasn’t been said already? What haven’t you done or discussed with friends?

I’ve no idea, but we came to the conclusion that you people like us and want to hear our opinion on the subject.  Maybe imagine us nakked in your bed.

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