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Sexlopedia: Katoptronophilia

I was trolling twitter (as I do daily), and one of my twitter friends, @Vukizzle mentioned a term, or part of a term in a tweet.  I figured, if she didn’t know what it was called, and I didn’t know what it meant, that some of you might not know what it is either…

Here is the tweet that inspired my research…

“RT @CandyAppleAlly @Vukizzle a kapto-wha? — basically it means I like to fuck in front of mirrors :)”

Source: www.twitter.com/vukizzle

 

After a little work on the internet here is the www.wikipedia.org definition:

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Weird & Stupid News: Twitter Hacks NSFW

Through out my years, which happens to be only 23, I have discovered that I have no greater joy than watching someone else’s misfortune.  An old lady falls and I laugh, babies drive their parents so crazy that the parents turn up drowning the babies in a car they rolled into a river….I giggle with joy.  All too often enough though I find myself having to describe this scene to others and not doing it justice, but hackers have truly made this easier for me.  Not only by hacking someone’s computer like the lovely MANY Miley Cyrus hacks and just exposing pictures to the internet. OH NO MY FRIEND!! Someone did one better and tweeted that shit to the world.  Poor little Hayley Williams, which you know as the possible fire-crotch from Paramore, took a topless pictures and it got tweeted to the world.

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Spotlight: Kristina Rose

Kristina Rose is active on Twitter.

Kristina Rose has a hot website.

She is a cute and bundle of hot energy.  All of her scenes are sexy, especially her feature movie Kristina Rose Dirty Girl.  I’m not into girls who act, Kristina really gets into her scenes whether she is with girls or guys. If you watch behind the scenes or don’t fast forward through the set up in the porn you take home you’ll find out fun things like she crushes on some of the guys she works with; their scenes are electric when you find them.

I think Kristina is proof that you don’t need to get fake tits to work xxx; stay natural and if you’re talented, we’ll love you.  She is also a girl who can hang, if you follow her on twitter you’ll get to see all of her adventures.

More Pics after the cut – NSFW for boobs!

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My XXXMas List

Happy Holidays fellow perverts!

There is a chance that I’m going to blow my xxxmas bonus on the following items :)  You might think I’m a toy snob, but I see it more as being a connoisseur, either way I’ve surpassed a simple Arsenal.

As much as I enjoy picking stuff out for myself, you know I have you in mind as well.  I put anything I take home through some serious product testing time before I OK it for the masses.  Feel free to gift send (c/o Jane Blow) anything to me by the way if you’re feeling generious, I really should spend my bonus on something more constructive and normal. hahaha.

Under my tree, I’d like to see…

xxxmastreeDi*ks and blue balls… hahaha

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A List of Free Porno

The internet is for porn, and if anyone tries to tell you different, back hand them… because, ya know where your palms have been.  If you’ve ever wanted to see a comprehensive list of the best free porno sites on the internet TODAY is your lucky day!

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A BDSM & SSC Primer

We’ve received some mail and questions asking about the Kinkier side of sex and questions about BDSM; here is an introduction.  Much of the following is fact, a few points are my opinion from direct experience.  We welcome all questions and debate.

BDSM is short for Bondage, Dominance and Sadomasochism.  Some also feel s/M stands for submissive or slave and Master. Others feel “S” also stands for Switch.

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Helping Guys Build an Arsenal – FLESHLIGHT!

Warning: this might be a little longer than usual, but there is just SO MUCH to say about this product and I’d be doing you a disservice if I skimped on anything!!! Also, if you can’t look at pocket pussies at work, this post is NSFW.

If you remember, I promised to help you guys build an arsenal.  I mentioned The Fleshlight in that linked post, but I hadn’t had my hands on one till recently! Now I have a whole bunch!

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Want to Play Twister?

Earlier this week I proposed a question to my Tweeps and FaceBook friends asking their opinion on what they wanted me to write today.  They chose “Positions & Why They Feel Good,” honestly I almost vetoed the decision.  I mean, what hasn’t been said already? What haven’t you done or discussed with friends?

I’ve no idea, but we came to the conclusion that you people like us and want to hear our opinion on the subject.  Maybe imagine us nakked in your bed.

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Adventures at Exxxotica 2009!! {NSFW for T&A!!}

Who: Myself representing DAPS and Nitecap Video, a few friends, free passes, lots of Porn Stars and Assorted Sluts.

What: Speaking our minds, taking pictures with porn stars, heavily discounted sex toys (like The Fleshlight buy one get one!),  several stage shows (including Strip for Pain) and several informative seminars (including a sex position workshop).

When: 25th-27th of September.

Where: NJ Expo Center

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Why: Because I love my job and Porno fucking rocks!

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Time to Play F**k – Marry – Kill: #5

Is FMK helping you get through your Monday?  I know it is something I look forward to *ahem* doing!  There is almost nothing better than thinking about hot hot people to fantasize about doing threesomes with put in a new FMK trio for you!

For those not following the game so far (shame on you!)…FMK could be torture, but it is all in good fun.  It was made famous by Howard Stern and the movie Step Brothers and it is called “FUCK – MARRY- KILL”. But it has been around across the pond for quite some time! Basically, we give you a Trio of People, and out of the three you have to pick one to Fuck, another to Marry, and the other you have to Kill.

Practice Round: Josie, Melody, Valerie of Josie and the Pussy Cats

fmkjosepussycatsI don’t know about you, but I’m going to fuck the ever living out of Melody…

drummers are where it is AT!

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