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Review: Waterproof Slender G

Oh, G Spot.  How I love and hate thee.  I know where you are, I find you all the time, you are quite delightful to play with but you make me weak.  I can rub and stroke you with oh so many toys till my clit is on fire from the pressure and then… nada.  I have to stop because it is so intense; I teeter on the edge of RIGHT THERE and can’t get shoved over into this blissful spasmodic realm of FUCK YEAH self done G Spot orgasms.

I have waged a war on you G Spot.  Other people have sent me right to G Spot land, WITH EASE. Using their fingers and tongues, toys, cocks –  but no, never solo and it drives me crazy.  I just can’t go that minute more it seems.  I used to get distracted…

Oh No! I’m on *MY* side of the bed, I don’t want to sleep in the wet spot.

DAMNIT! I’ve been at this for over an hour and I have a term paper to write.

FUCK FUCK … I was boiling water for pasta, and now I smell metal because the water evaporated.

I’ve learned since then and I feel once I find the right tool, I’ll get over my last cliff to climb.  The toy will just have to be ever so slightly more intense than the feeling I get before I’m pounding away at my G Spot and nothing happens.  I’ve decided to start with the basics, go back in toy time and take this issue at hand and destroy it.  I already tried the Lia Magic Wand from California Exotics Novelties, now for Pipedream’s Waterproof Slender G.

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