List of Parody Pornos (NSFW FOR BOOBIES)

We know you’ve heard of Not The Cosby’s and Seinfield XXX, but how many others do you know of?  Working in the adult retail industry, we’ve seen our share of parody and celebrity pornos… here are a few that we feel you should know about if you don’t.

In the Horror Category we give you:

1. The Texas Vibrator Massacre.

Directed by Rob Rotten, starring Jamie Elle, Daisy Tanks, Ruby Knox, Bella Lynn and the delicious brunette Roxy DeVille.

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“When a group of friends traveling through rural Texas gets lost on a lonely back road, they discover a crazed family of murderous psychos harboring a gruesome secret. Explicit sex, hot girls, and a homicidal lunatic with a gas-powered murder vibrator, who could ask for anything more?”

If you like dark, arty, whorish porn – this is certainly a must see for you.

2. Was a 2009 AVN Award WinnerNight of the Giving Head.

Directed by Rodney Moore, starring Amber Rayne, Caroline Pierce, Claire Dames, Kylee Reese, Nikki Rhodes, Samantha Sin, and Verionica Rayne.

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“As usual with Rodney Moore’s various efforts. Lots of head, tainted only by zombie makeup. If you like zombie girls, well, cool, but if you don’t like crazy-ass makeup you might want to stick to the earlier parts before everyone is a zombie. Lots of good group scenes, and funny. Not to mention lots of good scenes of shirtless girls lurching around looking for cock.”

Cock hungry zombie whores who like group sex?  Where is the sign in list??!

In the Drama and Dark Comedy Category we give you:

3. A Cockwork Orange

Directed by Muff Daddy, starring Ashley Shye, Emily Jewel, Joelani, and Montana Gunn.

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While this one might look like a bunch of old footage put together, we can certainly appreciate the effort.  We’d like to see someone give this parody film a real shot – any volunteers?

4.  Edward Penis Hands

Directed by Paul Norman, starring Sikki Nixx, Jeanna Fine, Alexandria Quinn, Ashley Nicole, Jamie Leigh, Dominique Simone and Jon Dough

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This film came out in 1991, and I wish you luck trying to get your hands on it.  Edward Penishands 1, 2 AND 3 are only in VHS format :(.

I (Jackie) was privileged enough to see a copy of this in college – I really wish I would have “borrowed” it when I had the chance!

In the SciFi SyFy Category we give you:

5. Star Trix: Deep Penetration

Directed by Muffia Productions, starring Alex Knight, Alex Gonz, Charles Dera, Hun Wei Lo, Jack Lawrence (omgzwelovehim!!), Jayden James, Milan, Ryder Skye and Taylor Starr.

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Muffa does a great job presenting a film for Trekies, they even use synthesized music from the show for the movie!

6. Sexbusters

Director Michael Phillips, starring Peter North, Steve Drake, Blank Palmer, Sheri St. Claire, Karen Summer, Marc Wallice, and Heather Wayne.

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When there’s something strange in your, um.. pants.. who ya gunna call???

Sexbusters!!!

This film came out in 1984, which marks it as one of Pete North’s earlier movies – you can really see how his “performance” was strong, even back then!

In the Comedy Category we give you:

7.  Scrubs XXX

Directed by Lee Roy Meyers, Starring Ashlynn Brook, Thea Marie, James Deen, Shane Diesel,Jack Lawrence and Ralph Long for the main line up.  And for some added flair you have,  Joanna Angel, Alexis Texas, Tori Black and and Missy Stone.

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Why we like this film?  It is PACKED with porn stars we LOVE to watch.  Ashlynn Brooke is sort of like Bree Olson’s protege (hot!).  We once watched Jack Lawrence go down on a girl in the movie Chemistry and we wore out the DVD so much we had to get another one!  James Deen is another amazing male porn star…with an awesome… talent… omgz!  And last BUTT not least, Alexis Texas … her ass = amazing.  And, sure, the parody part isn’t so bad either.  The one liners are pretty damn funny.

8. The Office XXX

Directed by Lee Roy Meyers, starring ALEXIS TEXAS, ASHLYNN BROOKE, Codi Carmichael, Dahlia De’Nyle, Fae Reagan, GIANNA MICHAELS, JENNA HAZE, Stephanie Swift, Dane Cross, JAMES DEEN, Mark Wood, Ralph Long, and Rocco Reed.

The Office… the XXX Parody. Watch it here!

Since The Office and Scrubs were done by the same production company (New Sensations), the reasons to watch the film are the same.  Especially if you’re a fan of Scrubs anyway.  Plus it includes some of the best “Thats what she said”s, we have ever heard.

And finally we give you pornos in the Family Catagory:

9.  This Aint’ Gilligan’s Island

Directed by Mike Adams, starring Anthony Rosano, Rod Fontana, Ryder Skye, Sindee Jennings, JACK LAWRENCE (do you notice a trend yet??), Darryl Hannah, Dick Nasty, Voodoo,EVAN STONE, Regan Reese, and Jason Silver.

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We have all been waiting for this movie.  I mean, c’mon, they could have made it off that stupid island how many times??  Something kept them there.  Maybe its because SPOILER: MaryAnne or Ginger is a squirter and they were having contests. Ever wonder who was more hung between the Professor or Gilligan?  I know we did, and this movie solved that problem for us!  And besides, how can we not have a parody porno on this list not starring the other male legand Evan Stone?  That guy has a wife AND a girlfriend AND does porno.  Awesome much?  We think so.

10. Not The Brady’s

Directed by Will Ryder, starring (this is going to be a long one) :rimshot: Alana Evans, Aurora Snow, Emily Evermoore, Hillary Scott, Jasmine Byrne, Jennifer James, Leah Luv, Lynn LeMay, Paulina James, Veronique Vega for the ladies.  Here are the men; Benjamin Brat, JAMES DEEN (swoon), Will Rider, Kurt Lockwood, Lu Bricate, Mike Horner, Mikey Butders, RON JEREMY (but he doesn’t get naked THANKFULLY), Tee Reel and DJ Batman.

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None of the family gets involved with one another, in case you were wondering.  The synopsis behind this one is that Dad Brady loses his job and the family decides to try and find jobs to help out.  Somehow they all discover the porn industry and sex ensues!

All the girls have hair of gold, like their mother – the youngest one swallows!!

Alright, alright… we’ll stick to our job and not sing.
We know tons more but they didn’t quite make the list – Feel free to add more to the list, bonus points for pictures!

EDIT 8/8/09:   Zero Tolerance, who also houses Diabolic, 3rd Degree Productions and makes EVOLved toys is coming out with a parody called TMSleaze!  They’re mocking TMZ !!!!  Check out the videos on Youtube!!!

They get American Idol, Lindsey Lohan and Eminem, Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo, Mel Gibson, Amy Winehouse (played by Joanna Angel!!) and many many many more!!!

<3 Jane

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  • http://www.myspace.com/sarahvaron Sarah
  • http://www.facebook.com/JaneBlow JaneBlow

    Even at a glance I can tell this is an old list. Nice usage of google :)

  • Carlo

    I actually borrowed a copy of Edward Penishands on DVD. Phenomenal!

    Now if only I could find it….

  • http://www.facebook.com/JaneBlow JaneBlow

    We tried to get it for the store, & everywhere we looked, it was still in VHS. Lost hope months ago because no one wholesales it around us.

  • http://www.facebook.com/JaneBlow JaneBlow

    Smell Fibson is so far my favorite trailer – poor Mel Gibson. BEST PARODY PORNO YET !!!

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