Time to Play F**k – Marry – Kill: #5

Is FMK helping you get through your Monday?  I know it is something I look forward to *ahem* doing!  There is almost nothing better than thinking about hot hot people to fantasize about doing threesomes with put in a new FMK trio for you!

For those not following the game so far (shame on you!)…FMK could be torture, but it is all in good fun.  It was made famous by Howard Stern and the movie Step Brothers and it is called “FUCK – MARRY- KILL”. But it has been around across the pond for quite some time! Basically, we give you a Trio of People, and out of the three you have to pick one to Fuck, another to Marry, and the other you have to Kill.

Practice Round: Josie, Melody, Valerie of Josie and the Pussy Cats

fmkjosepussycatsI don’t know about you, but I’m going to fuck the ever living out of Melody…

drummers are where it is AT!


OK – Ready for the real game? All warmed up?  Got your Arsenal ready?

Women: Alyssa Milano, Denise Richards and Christina Appelgate.

fmkmilano

I wouldn’t mind if you were my Boss

fmkrichards

Remember that time you kissed Neve? I do.

fmkapplegateI have a few Sweet ideas for you…

Men: Jude Law, Robert Downey Jr. and Gerard Butler.

fmklaw

I Heart You.

fmkdowneyjr

I’m broke & have a special talent, give me a chance!

fmkbutler

Reign of My Bedposts?

C’mon… you can’t tell me Monday isn’t just a LITTLE bit better now!

In honor of all the awesome Vampire-ness going on soon, I’m taking suggestions for FMK worthy Vampires!  Post them here, Facebook , @Twitter us,  or even Email them to SexpertJaneBlow@gmail.com

<3 Jane

Share your thoughts

  • AJ

    F: Denise
    M: Christina
    K: Alyssa

    if i were a chick….
    F: Gerard
    M: Robert
    K: Jude ( i hate him)

  • M.C

    f = christina applegate
    m = alyssa milano
    k = denise richards

  • Andrew

    F: Christina as long as she pretends she is kelly bundy
    M: Alyssa
    K: Denise

    F: Downey Jr.
    M: Law
    K: Butler

  • lauren

    f- robert
    m- butler
    k- law

  • Val

    Cliff Denise
    Shag Alyssa
    Marry Christina

    And pre-answering the male one, jackie, you can go to hell. i dont want to kill any of them. This is hard. and mean.

    Cliff-Jude, after a quick shag
    Shag- Robert Downey Jr.
    Marry Gerard. And continue with the shagging, oh so many times every day.

  • Siobhan

    F – Gerard
    M – Robert
    K – Jude

  • http://twitter.com/Dapsdamian Daye

    alyssa milano wrote a book about baseball.
    true story.
    also she’ll always be sam to me.

  • Jackie

    lol @ Val, this is where sending in suggestions bites you in the butt :)

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