TIME TO PLAY – F**K – MARRY – KILL: BAD ASS

This FMK will kick your ass and take names.  I was sharing Chuck Norris jokes with my boss and we got to talking about why it wasn’t Clint Eastwood or someone else in the same caliber.  As you can already tell, it inspired an FMK instead.  It was tougher trying to find female equivalents; we thought of many, here is who we ended up with.  If you think of anyone else, let me know!

Break out your favorite Chuck Norris Jokes – Time to Play FMK… PUNK!

For those not following the game so far …FMK could be torture, but it is all in good fun.  It was made famous by Howard Stern and movies like Step Brothers and it is called “FUCK – MARRY- KILL”. Basically, we give you a Trio of People, and out of the three you have to pick one to Fuck, another to Marry, and the other you have to Kill.

Women: Uma Thurman, Sigourney Weaver and Lucy Lawless.

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Lucy+Lawless+Xena

Men: Clint Eastwood, Chuck Norris, and Jean Claude Van Damme.

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Who would You Do, I Do, and (attempt to) Do In ?

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  • porknbomb

    F – Uma
    M – Lucy (who I'll force her to change her name to Zena) because she was my saturday night girlfriend.
    K – Weaver, because she's fat! (Inside joke)

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