So here is your FMK. I was originally going to do The Guild’s Knights of Good and Axis of Anarchy, but lets wait until Season 4 starts and some of Wil Wheaton’s crew get more face time. Anyway, for those who don’t know (SHAME ON YOU), The Guild is an internet based comedy/drama/sitcom that follows a group of people who play Massively Multiplayer Online Role Playing Games, or MMORPGs. They don’t specifically mention it, but the game they parallel is that soul sucking, marriage ending, really really fun game called World of Warcraft.
The Guild is the brain child of Felicia Day, one of the nerdiest, most adorable, hottest, gamer-girl red heads you will ever fall in love with. You might know her as Penny from Dr. Horrible’s Sing Along Blog with Neil Patrick Harris and Nathan Fillion.
Women: Felicia Day as Cyd Sherman – Healer/Priest, Robin Thorsen as Clara Bean – Mage/Caster DPS and Amy Okuda as Tinkerballa – Hunter/Ranged DPS.
Men: Jeff Lewis as Vork – Warrior Tank, Sandeep Parikh as Zaboo – Warlock/DPS Caster and Vincent Caso as Blades, Rogue/Meele DPS.
Personally I would kill Clara. She is a terrible human being, a real waste of space, and she hooks up with the random stunt guy…all that might be forgivable if her husband wasn’t such a noob. I would totally fuck Tink, one good deep dicking would get that attitude right out of her – then again that sass is what makes her so attractive. Generally guys want to stick thier dicks into bitches. Kinda like how girls like the bad guys – but that’s a conversation for another time. Finally, I would marry Felicia Day…or erm, Cyd Sherman. I mean sure, she is obsessed with a virtual game, and she set her last boyfriends cello on fire when she found out he was cheatin’ but LOOK AT HOW ADORABLE SHE IS. You MUST HAVE HER AND HOLD HER AND LOVE HER FOR ALL TIME. And besides, who doesn’t want a pocket healer?
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