Only once in a lifetime does an infomercial come along that is so sexually suggestive that you actually get a touch turned on.
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE!!!
Now there are TWO sexually suggestive infomercials out, and it’s up to you to decide which is better!
First up is Easy Curves, the machine built to make boobs bigger!!! What can be better than that!?!
They tell you all kinds of stuff while watching boobs flex and relax, it is kind of distracting – as if to think that you guys could actually concentrate on anything more than those boobies working magic.
Watching this is like watching the re-runs of Baywatch (the slow-mo scenes only.)
Too bad it is a uni-tasker – BUT WHO CARES!
Up next is the Shake Weight, used to fix those pesky flabby arms!
Tisk Tisk, you flabby armed girls, you’re lucky for the Shake Weight!!
BUT WAIT! THERE’S MORE! Other than doing its job, the best thing about the Shake Weight is WATCHING it do its job.
Jerk Jerk Jerk Jerk Fap Fap Fap! If there was ever a machine to teach women how to administer a vigorous hand job this is it!
Before we tell you HOW MUCH THEY COST, you tell us which is YOUR FAVORITE !!!???
<3 Jane
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