Normally in the news section I show you the idiots in the news doing some random stuff, mostly being naked. But this time my friends I am preparing to keep you OUT of the news. While being a random internet fiend I stumbled across a lovely law in Washington that states “It is against the law to have sex with a virgin under any circumstances. (Including the wedding night).”Now guys, if you are EVER in Washington state, take them across state lines and fuck those chicks stupid!! That is the promised land!!! A place where almost every chick a virgin, theoretically.
Also doing some other research just to make sure no one can get in trouble I also stumbled upon this little tid-bit of a law, in Connorsville, Wisconsin “No man shall shoot off a gun while his female partner is having a sexual orgasm.” That just seems unfair! What if he wants to celebrate making his girl cum like the dickens?! Really these laws today are severely getting out of control. Nothing turns me on than someone firing off a Smith & Wesson while I am busy screaming “OH FUCK YES!”
Here is your official warning people, stay smart and out of the news, because I won’t think twice about plastering the internet with your picture.
<3 Barbie
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