Through out my years, which happens to be only 23, I have discovered that I have no greater joy than watching someone else’s misfortune. An old lady falls and I laugh, babies drive their parents so crazy that the parents turn up drowning the babies in a car they rolled into a river….I giggle with joy. All too often enough though I find myself having to describe this scene to others and not doing it justice, but hackers have truly made this easier for me. Not only by hacking someone’s computer like the lovely MANY Miley Cyrus hacks and just exposing pictures to the internet. OH NO MY FRIEND!! Someone did one better and tweeted that shit to the world. Poor little Hayley Williams, which you know as the possible fire-crotch from Paramore, took a topless pictures and it got tweeted to the world.
It’s true, I must give credit where it is due. Credit goes to:
1-The hacker man, you’re a genius, we love you, and please go hacking some more, as soon as Miley turns 18 get us her dirty little secrets, we already know she’s kinda skanky.
2-Hayley Williams, to be truthful with you here on this one, you little ginger you, I didn’t think you had anything good hiding under there. I pretty much assumed they were lopsided and looking in different directions. But your little chocolate chip nipples won me over darling, I have been keeping this picture on my phone and it is OH so worth it. Way to go for making the itty bitty titty committee look good again!
Back to you guys, go and jerk off to her tits! Just remember when you done, to stay smart and out of the news. Also get some firewalls or something before your naked pics pop up somewhere.
Barbie <3
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