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Posted on Sep 03, 2010 — Reviews / Toys — No comments — Posted by JaneBlow

Review: Clitoral Hummer

Remember that time I told you that you should give the unsung heroins, the underdogs of the nightstand a chance when I reviewed the Classix Anal T? Okgood, my mind wasn’t blown, but my new Waterproof Clitoral Hummer has replaced my Anal T in a few ways.

I set up my masturbation station, picked out a good movie, and on my tray was a Delight, the Hummer, a repeat offender SaSi and of course my Hitachi just in case nothing worked for me.

That same set up has been happening for over a week now, and I’ve had a SaSi and my Hitachi for a while now.  Funny thing is, I have a hard time moving past the Hummer.  I’ll get off a few times with it, and move onto something else for a half hearted try.  The same set up happens because the other toys aren’t getting a fair chance.  After a few days of this, I had to put it away and not take it out with the others.  This review was supposed to be about the Delight but if you haven’t noticed, this review is also late and NOT about the Delight.  oops?

Delight is a cool toy, don’t get me wrong, but I just haven’t cared.  My clit has been quite content with its new Hummer.  To make things clear, it has hung on my shelf for a while at the shop, I’ve read other reviews, I’ve seen all the hub-bub about it and it’s variants… but I just never bothered to give it a try.  Despite all the toys I have at home, I had an itch to pick out something new one day, and I took home the Hummer.  I still have no real idea why.  I wasn’t curious, the color didn’t get me (mine is white), the packegaing is hideous… anyway… I’m glad I took it home.

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Posted on Sep 01, 2010 — Reviews / Sex Blogosphere — No comments — Posted by JaneBlow

Pleasurists #93

The Goddess Aphrodite by DarkAlchemyStudios

Welcome to Pleasurists, a round-up of the adult product and sex toy reviews that came out in the last seven days. For updates and information follow our RSS Feed and Twitter.

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Editor’s Pick

  • njoy Fun Wand by Elodie

    • I already adored my new toy before I knew how the end with three bloops felt in my butt. When K used the Fun Wand in my rear (with plenty of lubricant), it was a revelation.

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Posted on Aug 26, 2010 — Reviews / Toys — 1 comment — Posted by JaneBlow

Review: Rhythm O Triple Kiss

Ok folks, it is time I try to vlog.  This is my first one, it was a little frustrating, I learned a lot, and from here on in – they will get better.

Here is the Rhythm O Triple Kiss in the package.

As you can see Cal Exotics sent me this “rabbit style” vibrator.  I’m not a huge fan of rabbits, and after handeling as many as I have, I can tell by just looking at it, I would not be in love with it.  Therefor I didn’t use it, and made a video of what I liked about the toy and didn’t.

Yes, I’m judging a book by its cover, and not to be a “snob” about what goes in my cooch, but I’ve been masturbating for a really long time and I didn’t want to “waste” this toy by using it myself knowing I wouldn’t < 3 it.  THAT DOESN’T MEAN YOU WONT LOVE IT. If you like what I say about the toy – go get it.  If not, pass it by. If you are a rabbit fan, this is a cool one to get because it is different than a traditional rabbit in it’s movements.  If you’ve never had a rabbit, this is also a cool toy because of the materials and versatility; especially if you enjoy deep penetration.

The packaging is clear with the description of the Rhythm O on it; which is helpful to customers because they can see what they are getting without any cardboard blocking their view and making it mysterious.

The Rhythm O is made out of TPE which is short for Thermoplastic Elastomer.  This is a polymer blend, textures can range between a solid silicone feel to a squishy jelly feel.  TPE is less porus than cyberskin but more porus than silicone.  It is still a high quality material, hypoallergenic and phthalate free… which means no solvents, no latex or softeners are in this toy.  So if you have sensitive skin, or highly allergic to the world – you can feel safe in giving this toy a try.

Facts:

  • Made of TPE
  • 4 AAA batteries
  • Over 21 Amazing patterns to create
  • 90 Pleasure Beads
  • Hot button for random function selection
  • Waterproof
  • Easy On & Off button

To clean it use an antibacterial toy spray or a soft soap like Dial and warm water.  Water based lubes are used with this toy, nothing else.

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Posted on Aug 19, 2010 — Reviews / Toys — No comments — Posted by JaneBlow

Review: Glo-Glo a Go-Go Radioactive Orange Flicker Tip Vibrating Bullet

Isn’t THAT a mouthful? How about Glo-Go Orange Flicker Bullet; just a suggestion Topco.  I mean, how am I as a store manager supposed to fit ALL of that in Quickbooks and on a sticker to distinguish it from the other flicker bullets out there?

I’m mostly kidding, I have my ways, plus I’m pretty awesome at the whole Item# thing, but still.  We’re all just going to call it the Glo Orange Flicker or or the GGGGROFTVB; pronounced “the Gggro-ftv-b”. (If you haven’t seen Cloudy With A Chance of Meatballs; go fuck yourself, THAT was a funny joke and you missed it.)

Facts:

  • Soft Flicker® tip on a vibrating egg
  • Super soft sleeve glows in the dark
  • Multi-speed controller
  • 30″ cord (76 cm)
  • Phthalate free
  • 2 AA batteries not included

As far as flicker bullets go, I’ve had the Topco Penthouse Secrets Cyber Flicker bullet, and the Climax Flickers 7x bullet made by them too.  So, you can say I’m a fan of flicker bullets and Topco in general.  It also should go without saying that I was happy to get this one to see how it measures up to the others.  AND it reminds me of Empire Records in an ORANGE kind of way, so I was happy to get one in orange and not yellow or green this time around. Continue reading this post →

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Posted on Aug 17, 2010 — Reviews / Sex Blogosphere — No comments — Posted by JaneBlow

Pleasurists #91

Purple by boykitten

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Did you miss Pleasurists #90? Read it all here. Do you have a review for Pleasurists #92? Be sure to read our submission guidelines and then use our submission form and submit it before Sunday August 22nd at 11:59pm PDT.

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Editor’s Pick

  • Sex Toys 101 by Femenina Deliciosa

    There is no other way to start this review, with out saying, I wish I had this book long ago. Hot damn I do. Sex Toys 101 a playfully uninhibited guide by Rachel Venning & Claire Cavanah [The founders of Babeland] is the best book that I have come across to introduce someone to the pleasures of sex toys.

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Posted on Aug 12, 2010 — Reviews / Toys — No comments — Posted by JaneBlow

Review: Sinclair Institute Select Crystal G

I love glass. Love love love glass.  Choosing between my glass pieces makes my pussy wet, and it makes me anxious.  I hate choosing, and have to block off hours if I’m in a glass mood because I like to switch them; cold, hot, bumpy smooth… ugh I love it.  And I love love love that the Sinclair Institute has a couple of pieces in their line.

This glass happens to be etched, which makes me a little nervous; I wish they would have just added a simple color swirl inside of the glass.  As you can see it has a curve “bloop” end and a smooth end too, and formed in a “C” shape to really help women reach their G Spots.  I know where mine is, I’m waging war on my G Spot if you can’t tell.

Upon opening my big box of goodies from Topco, I saw the Sinclair Institute name on a few of packages but I couldn’t tell what was in them.  My interest was perked because *I* know the name, but your average Jane doesn’t.  Strike 1 goes to packaging.  In my store, things in boxes with windows that aren’t big enough to see the whole toy just do not sell.  Toy snobs are curious enough to poke at them – but the average person doesn’t like the mystery box.  I sincerely hope they change it.

Box aside (and tossed aside), I found the Crystal G to be an interesting piece of glass. Continue reading this post →

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Posted on Aug 11, 2010 — Reviews / Sex Blogosphere — No comments — Posted by JaneBlow

Pleasurists #90

Abandoned Nude by tiago13pereira

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Posted on Aug 05, 2010 — Reviews / Toys — 2 comments — Posted by JaneBlow

Review: Waterproof Slender G

Oh, G Spot.  How I love and hate thee.  I know where you are, I find you all the time, you are quite delightful to play with but you make me weak.  I can rub and stroke you with oh so many toys till my clit is on fire from the pressure and then… nada.  I have to stop because it is so intense; I teeter on the edge of RIGHT THERE and can’t get shoved over into this blissful spasmodic realm of FUCK YEAH self done G Spot orgasms.

I have waged a war on you G Spot.  Other people have sent me right to G Spot land, WITH EASE. Using their fingers and tongues, toys, cocks –  but no, never solo and it drives me crazy.  I just can’t go that minute more it seems.  I used to get distracted…

Oh No! I’m on *MY* side of the bed, I don’t want to sleep in the wet spot.

DAMNIT! I’ve been at this for over an hour and I have a term paper to write.

FUCK FUCK … I was boiling water for pasta, and now I smell metal because the water evaporated.

I’ve learned since then and I feel once I find the right tool, I’ll get over my last cliff to climb.  The toy will just have to be ever so slightly more intense than the feeling I get before I’m pounding away at my G Spot and nothing happens.  I’ve decided to start with the basics, go back in toy time and take this issue at hand and destroy it.  I already tried the Lia Magic Wand from California Exotics Novelties, now for Pipedream’s Waterproof Slender G.

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Posted on Jul 29, 2010 — GLBT / Reviews / Toys — No comments — Posted by Mr. Mister

Review: Onyx Prostate Massage Wand

First and foremost this is single-handedly one of the most beautiful sex toys I’ve ever come across. It is made of black CyberGlass ™ and is called “Onyx,” and it’s decorated with beautifully painted leaf motifs. It is crafty, sophisticated and sleek in design.

Facts:

  • Beautiful CyberGlass ™ prostate wand provides smooth, comfortable insertion
  • Rounded handle and specially angles tip with raised edges easily massages the prostate
  • CyberGlass ™ conducts hot and cold temperatures without cracking or breaking
  • Quickly warms to body temperature during use
  • CyberGlass™  is easy to clean; it can be boiled or placed on the top rack of the dishwasher
  • Ultra hygienic, waterproof and nonporous
  • Phthalate free

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Posted on Jul 28, 2010 — Reviews / Toys — No comments — Posted by JaneBlow

Review: Lia Magic Wand

California Exotic Novelties is asking for 100 Sexperts for a program they are starting up; and I made the cut!

The first item they sent me was the Lia, out of their newer line made of pure silicone.

Facts:

  • Pure Silicone
  • Sensual G-spot massager.
  • Soft, pliable, flexible, seamless, and unscented.
  • 10 magical functions of vibration, pulsation, and escalation.
  • Soft touch controls with EZ on/off.
  • Silicone (massager) ABS with silver plating (ring) ABS (cap).
  • 2 AA batteries.
  • 6.5″x 1.25″/ 17 cm x 3 cm.

The box boasts EXTREME POWER, 10 MAGICAL FUNCTIONS, and as the trends go it is also waterproof.  On the back of the box I caught something that I LOVE in a toy, an “EZ on/off button”, when a toy is working it’s magic on me and I’ve pushed my poor pussy to it’s orgasmic limits – I cannot move the toy away from me and shut it off at the same time.  My brain stops working in conjunction with my hands and I become an oversensitive semi spastic mess.

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