The Rodeo is when you’re fucking someone in the “doggy style” position, and you say something ridiculously outlandish.
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Sexlopedia: Formicophilia and Entomophillia
Formicophilia is the fetish for having small insects crawl on your genitals.
No we aren’t talking about the gift that keeps on giving – aka – the STI: Crabs…..this is the real deal people!
Those who possess this condition have been known to enjoy ants crawling over their genitals and even entering the orifices until sexual arousal and climax is reached. Entomophillia is the wider term for those who find sexual pleasure with a range of various insects rather than ants alone.
Characteristics of this fetish include but are not limited to the following:
To help discern between philias and fetishes read up on Jane’s Post:
Sexlopedia: Paraphilia vs Fetish
Tags: Ants, entomophillia, fetish, formicophilia, Insects
No commentsSexlopedia: Sounding
I bet most of you have seen pictures of dicks with all sorts of piercings, tied up in all kinds of ways, tattooed in different designs and possibly you’ve seen dicks with metal rods in them. Because you’re all perverts, and I wouldn’t have you any other way. ;)
Ever wonder what the metal rod cock stuffing treatment was called? Yep, you guessed it, Sounding.
The metal rods are called Sounds, thus the name. Metal is used because they are easy to clean and they wont break or melt; other household products people end up using for lack of proper sounding equipment. The two most popular sounds are called the Van Buren (curved) and the Dittle (straight), there are even cock rings with sounds attached to them. See…
Obviously, this little guy can be found at Stockroom.com
Tags: BDSM, dittle, Lube, sounding, sounds, stockroom.com, van buren
No commentsSexlopedia: A Date With Bob
I’ve been throwing this term around for a while now, and I’m surprised when people don’t know it. Especially when those people are avid masturbaters and toy buyers.
For more pics from @EdenCafe at the BlogHer event- clicky!
A “BOB” is a vibrator, if you refer to it as a “battery operated boyfriend”. Going on a date with BOB can imply a few things. Could be their current BF isn’t cutting it, they just got a new toy and set time aside specifically for masturbation or they are too shy or witty to just say “I’m going to masturbate now, see ya!”.
So, there ya have it. I’m off to masturbate now, see ya!
Tags: a date with bob, battery operated boyfriend, Bob, Sexlopedia
No commentsSexlopedia: Ball Coozie
A fellow pervert and friend of mine recently took a sexcation and brought me back a soviouneer!
He relayed a story from the MILF he was having sex with, and something she over heard her son doing with his girlfriend called a “Ball Coozie”. They had looked it up, and asked around because she was nervous and curious on what it could be. Was it an innocent sexual game, a sweater for his balls, something dangerous, a new code word for drugs? Continue reading this post →
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No commentsSexlopedia: Porny Moment
A Porny Moment is the opposite of a corny moment. It is when you are just being you, doing your thing, and something that could have totally started a porn or was done in a porn happens.
Thats right kiddos, sometimes dreams DO come true!
The lines you never thought would work on a woman, turns out to work. You go to her swanky home and find out she is a total knockout, awesome in bed, has a hot tub, MILF. True Story.
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No commentsSexlopedia: Bastinado
I was traveling the Map of Human Sexuality when I came across the State of Impact Play, and noticed one of the towns in the counties was misplaced!
Although Bastinado IS impact play, it really falls under Body Part Torture.
Bastinado is the hitting, flogging, or caning of the soles of feet specifically.
This practice is usually seen in BDSM, and has deep roots. Favored by Turkey, Persia, China and the Middle East because it is extremely painful, and it leaves few physical marks; evidence can be detected via ultrasound.
Tags: bastinado, BDSM, impact play
No commentsSexlopedia: Looners
Are you a Looner? Not loner, not mooner, but looner.
But Jane, What’s a Looner??
I’ll tell ya. It is a person who LOVES balloons!
Balloon fetishism, is a fetish in which a person has a sexual fascination of balloons. The balloons provide all the sexual arousal or stimulation that this person can take. People with the balloon fetish often refer to themselves as “looners”.
The looner fetish itself varies greatly from looner to looner, some people enjoy only the act of inflation itself or viewing members of their desired sex inflating balloons, while others enjoy the act of popping the balloons. While other looners simply find stimulation in the color, clarity, smell, tactile sense, sound, or movement of the balloon itself.
Paraphrased from www.balloonfetish.co.uk (nsfw)
This fetish seems to be UK based, which is something I don’t understand. There are a few other fetishes that are more popular over seas that I’m sure we’ll get to… but I’m really curious to know if there is a looner community in the US. Continue reading this post →
Tags: balloon fetish, looner
No commentsSexlopedia: The Dirty Pirate
The next time your partner scrapes your dick with their teeth during a blow job, it is totally ok to give them The Dirty Pirate. (Translation: don’t actually do this, but if you do, tell me about it, k?)
Arrrrrrr!
To give your salty lass the dirty pirate treatment you have to bust a load in her eye after she gives you head, and then kick her in the knee/leg so she is hopping around screaming “ARRRR WHAT THE FUUCK!!!” with only one eye open. Continue reading this post →
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No commentsSexlopedia: Retifism
A word ending in “ism” in the sexlopedia will usually be associated with a fetish, it will pertain to a “belief”. A word ending in “phile or philiac” pertains to the person who has love/obsession or attraction to something (ending in “philia” is the obsession itself).
Retifism is the love for shoes. A retifialic is a person who LOVES shoes, is obsessed with shoes, who is so attracted to shoes – they can get the person off. I’m not talking about your above average woman with a closet full of shoes because she likes them. I’m talking about the people who masturbate with shoes, the mere idea of touching a shoe sends a sexual shock-wave to their genitals.
Not feet, not boots, not toes… but the shoe itself. Heels and sneakers are included.
Retif- the root of the word, originates with Nicholas-Edme Rétif a French novelist who was an enemy of the Marquis de Sade. He wrote a story in which the narrator steals shoes from his employer’s wife and kisses one shoe while he ejaculates into the other.
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