Sexpert Jane Blow

Erotica: The Winter Classic: A Pre-Game Warm Up

Chanel Covington — Tue, 03 Jan 2012 15:00:53 +0000

We were two ranger fans in a sea of orange, but there was no way either of us could pass up the opportunity to go such a historic event. The stadium was packed! Over 45 thousand people, over 2.5 times as many as at any game we had been to at Madison Square Garden, but this was the Winter Classic. The energy was titillating, and the excitement had me wet since we left the house to make the drive down. Of course your wandering hand between my legs hadn’t made the ride any easier.

We made sure to get to our seats early, before the stadium became swamped with Flyers fans, but it was cold, and I needed to warm up…

You walked behind me as we left our seats to get some hot chocolate, I’m not sure what you saw through all of the layers I had on, but you had always like me in my NYR jersey. When we got downstairs I felt you grab my wrist turn me around abruptly, and pull me close for an unexpected kiss. It was sweet, and as soon as I felt your lips press against mine, and the firmness of your cock behind your jeans, I was soaked all over again. I quickly forgot about the hot chocolate and pulled us into an open doorway.

We had no clue where we had ended up, but it seemed quiet enough with no one coming in or out, and it was surprisingly warm. You quickly close the door behind us as I take my jacket off and drop it to the floor.

As we continue kissing, my hand slides down your torso to the base of your jersey, and pulls it up ever so slightly between us. I then lean into you, making sure to press my breasts up against you as I run my finger along your skin, tracing the inside of your pants about 3 inches below your belly button. I teasingly bite your lip and you moan, not quite realizing my mouth is mimicking the motions of my fingers. Then I pull your button from its hole and your zipper down. Your pants fall to the ground and I push you against the wall, and promptly drop to my knees. My eyes widen with excitement.

I lick my lips in preparation, and then begin to slowly kiss and lick everywhere…except the one place both you and I want my soft, wet, warm lips to touch. Finally, I kiss and lick up and down the shaft and eventually the head. I then move onto swirling my tongue around the head as I take a firm hold of the base of your now swollen cock. As it hardens, and your balls tense up, I lick the shaft with my big soft tongue. The messy licks lube up all 8 inches of you so I can now use my hand to help myself. I hear you moan, and I can feel the wet spot between my legs getting bigger and I now know its gone through my jeans. I bring my other hand up to your stomach and dig my nails in, reminding you how much I love to have you in my mouth, how much I love the depth of your groans, and how excited it all makes me. And then you moan again, this time louder.

As I start to move up and down in a more consistent manner, my hand just below my lips making a figure 8 around your cock, alternating the tightness of my grip from one finger to the next, I know your eyes have rolled into the back of your head in ecstasy. Just as I’ve developed a rhythm, sucking and squeezing, and moving and moaning, and licking, I unexpectedly find an authoritative hand at my throat, and I stop dead in my tracks. My eyes open like a deer in headlights and with your cock still filling my mouth; I can feel myself drip further down my leg.

You open your eyes, look at me, and calmly explain to me that I am not to use my hand. Before I have a moment to process the information, your hand tightens around my throat, my eyes widen in arousal, and my hand drops from your cock. You tell me I’m a good girl, and in one motion you brush my cheek and reach around for the back of my head. You guide me up and down your cock, allowing me to start slowly so I may develop a rhythm. As your hand begins to push me faster and deeper, I place both hands on your thighs so I may brace myself and you force all of yourself inside my throat. It becomes hard to breath and my eyes well up with tears in them as I can feel your head twitch in the warm tightness deep in the back of my throat.

Saliva drips out of the corners of my mouth, and my mascara runs, as my eyes can no longer hold back the tears. I look up at you with pleading eyes and as we make eye contact you can feel the thick saliva in the back of my throat coating your cock. You almost cum. You then release my head just long enough so I might catch a breath, before forcing your cock back so deep in my throat that you can feel me gag around it. Between my lips at your base, and the convulsions of my throat milking you, you cum. You cum hard and deep in my mouth, and you only allow me to swallow your warm cum once you’ve finished.

As I take a moment to compose myself, you take a moment to relish in the sensation. Then you help me from my knees, and as I turn around to grab my jacket off the floor I notice the door is open and people can easily see into the room. I turn red with embarrassment and without a word as I lead us out of the room. I wonder, just how many Flyers fans got a pre-show? With a deviant smile across my face, I lead us back to our seats.

Dear Jane, My BF and I Peg; we love it! But, How Do I Bring Up My Fantasy of a Threesome with a She-Male?

JaneBlow — Wed, 30 Nov 2011 18:02:27 +0000

Dear Jane, <– Ask me anything! No, really, ANYTHING. It is totally anonymous.

My boyfriend loves the strap-on, and it gives me some great feelings of control. How do I approach him of my fantasy of him with a hot she-male (if they exist outside of porn) while he licks me?

Spareparts Joque Harness

Its cool that you brought up porn, because if you mix that with “hey, I had this dream that such and such happened, and it was arousing… I mean… if I had a real cock, that’s pretty much what we’re doing” … which could work in your situation.

But, there are people, possibly your boyfriend, who don’t follow female pegging to a she-male experience. They’ve fetishized the strap-on itself, what it is, and who exactly is wearing it.

Find out why he enjoys being pegged, instead of just you holding a prostate specific toy and prodding his prostate with it. This part of the conversation can easily lead into your fantasy since you’re being so honest with each other. It is a good idea to have this conversation before you bring up checking out your local gay bar for a hot threesome with a she-male because it is a good idea to find out where he is at first.

He could just enjoy that it is you with the power and the feeling of the pegging… but… he could also be hiding that he is into she-males and you’re doing an ok job at the fantasy.

Thing is, since you’ve started pegging him, you’ve had your own fantasies so it isn’t just about him… so going back to what I said in the beginning… ease it to him using porn/dream that you stumbled upon/had while sleeping. It takes the edge off being in the spot light. Its not a far leap from one idea to this one, and he should be able to follow it. I don’t see any freak outs happening if you strike at the right opportunity.

You know him better than I do, you’ll know when you have your moment… just don’t be chicken, and take it! Talking about fantasies should be a fun part of any relationship and can bring couples closer if done respectfully.

Dear Jane, Any Tips for BJ’s With a Condom? The Boyfriend Has Herpes.

JaneBlow — Mon, 28 Nov 2011 20:00:24 +0000

Dear Jane, Have a question? You can ask me anything by clicking that link AND you’ll remain completely anonymous.

I’m trying to have safe Oral (the boyfriend has herpes, I dont) but no one seems to be talking about tips for sucking a guy off with a condom. Got any advice? Should I also avoid any mouth action on the balls to be safe or can I go there? He has no sores.

Your sex lives aren’t over.

Avoid skin to skin contact surrounding times of an outbreak and during outbreaks because herpes is contagious. It can be passed during any outbreak including cold sores or genital sores. It can also be passed during viral shedding.

During an outbreak: Avoid any type of oral, I’m finding it “can be passed from genital to mouth” but it isn’t common. Wait till it passes, consider doubling up on meds (preventative) and avoid skin to skin contact.

As for BJ tips with a condom…

Try using non-lubricated or flavored condoms.

Add some lube, just a couple drops, inside the condom before he/you rolls it down. It’ll create a cushion of feeling between him and the condom.

Make sure your hands are lubricated (you can use any of the flavored lubes as long as they aren’t oil based) and your mouth doesn’t go dry to help the stroking motion.

After that, give him the BJ of his life. If he likes them loud and sloppy… then go at it. He likes them slow and sensual… then do that. Give him eye contact, if he likes it. Oral and sex feel totally different from each other, and guys don’t feel as much through a condom, but one thing that makes both acts enjoyable is YOUR want to do them.

Your enthusiasm. Don’t fake it and be porn-y… but rev yourself up, let him know how much you really want him. THAT is a turn on, THAT will get him off, even if his dick isn’t as sensitive because of the condom.

There’s a mind over matter thing he’ll have to get over, condoms aren’t the sexiest thing in the world… but they’re worth the safety (and the blow job)!

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Dear Jane, Being Poly Isn’t a “Phase”; How Do I Explain This to My Partner?

JaneBlow — Fri, 11 Nov 2011 17:53:10 +0000

Dear Jane,<– You can ask me anything you want, totally anonymously, click the link!

My wife and I have been poly as long as we’ve been together. She wants us to go mono but I cant. How can I explain in a way she will understand I don’t know how to change this part of me?

You’ll have to tell her, just like that. You love her dearly, but being poly is a part of you she loved in the beginning and if she wants to be with you still, she’ll have to accept. Just like all the things that make her, her, that you accept with the package.

There is a lot of talk around poly relationships and that they are just a phase, that they don’t work long term.

This is true for the majority of people. There is a reason why Poly and Swinging is a sub-culture and not commonplace. Most don’t have the heart or skills to make it work long term. Jealousy gets in the way and the “shiny” effect that new relationships have on a previous or primary one doesn’t help subdue it.

But there are other who make Poly work wonderfully.

For those who are truly Poly, life is just as hard filling the gaps of lost lovers, because the hardest thing to do is let someone go who isn’t fit for the lifestyle… despite how hard they loved it and tried it at one point in their life. You’ll meet more like her, or, you’ll meet her in the middle somehow.

Talk to her about it, find out why she wants to go Mono. Does she want to settle down, is it time for kids and she doesn’t think she can being Poly? Good ol’ religious guilt eating at her? After a few years of Mono, I’ve heard people reminisce and miss being Poly as well. Maybe this is a phase you can pass through together.

Poly isn’t just about sex, sex is the easy part of it all. The relationships, making time, etc… it is hard work.

As you know, communication is key to make any relationship work, especially a Poly relationship. Have a dialogue with her, get to the root of the issue. There isn’t an off switch she just hit suddenly… there must be a reason why. Find it, and work through it. If in the end you have to let one another go, don’t let it get ugly. What you had was beautiful, it was just time to let her go so she can fulfill her other hopes and dreams in life. Be happy that you both found each other when you did so you can open each other up to different life experiences.

No matter which way it goes, good luck. I know these conversations aren’t easy to have.

Jane Says: Polyamory & Swinging

Dear Jane: I Can Last Longer In Bed After I Get A Quick Orgasm Out; Is This A Turn Off For Her?

JaneBlow — Tue, 18 Oct 2011 15:48:59 +0000

Dear Jane, <– I answer most of the questions in my underwear… if this helps you get over the embarrassment of asking me something. If not, asking me is totally anonymous, I have no clue who you are.

Hey I got a question , When i have sex i cum with in a minute . but i can stay hard after .. Is this a turn off for girls . Am i better off asking for a blow job and telling her to make me cum so i can last longer durning sex ? also is there something wrong with me or is it normal to cum fast?

I’m going to make a crack at bad parenting for a second, or ya know what? This could also be because you haven’t asked any guy friends. It was covered in There’s Something About Mary. But never mind that.

Ever hear the expression “Never go out with a loaded gun”?

No?

It mean’s masturbate before you go out to meet someone.

If it makes you feel better to have her not know about the first hurdle you have to jump so you can last longer in bed, then rub one out before you get to her. Everyone’s body is different, and you’re certainly not the only guy out there who after he gets that first pop out of the way, he can last for days. You’re normal, it is a mind over matter issue.

You can train your body not to do it, but, I always thought the idea of more oral sex, or a guy’s ability to get off at least twice in a session was cool. “Normally” or I should say “Socially” you guys are stigmatized to only getting one orgasm.

What the hell is that?

Sex should be like a road trip, not a dash in the rain.

I always say “the more the merrier”, and if your partner doesn’t see it that way, enlighten her. You guys derive such pleasure from getting your partner’s off, why not give into it once in a while and get spoiled too? Work it INTO your sex “routine” instead of making it a big deal.

When you’re with someone new, tell her it has been a while (because you’re picky of course) and you didn’t want to assume you were having sex that night so the first one will come quick, but after that she better not have work in the morning. You come off as a non presumptuous honest guy, we like that.

Dear Jane: How Do I Tell My Girl, “I’m Bi”?

JaneBlow — Mon, 17 Oct 2011 15:18:22 +0000

Dear Jane, <– Get your questions answered, don’t be shy!

How do I tell my girl, I am Bi?

If I was a guy (and I assume you are, because it is easier for a woman to say “hey I’m bi” to their boyfriend and have the relationship be okay) I would start with anal play with my girlfriend first.

After or If she is comfortable with HER doing it…

It isn’t a far jump to come out to her gently, and say that since you started being intimate and having her penetrate you, you’ve had thoughts of threesomes but with another guy for her and you because toys are toys.

She can either love the idea and be happy about having two men to experience without you being jealous. Or, she could feel tricked and replaced because you’re “gay” and you’re going to break up with her because you “don’t like women”.

Depending on her thoughts about the GLBT, and how she was raised, or how she feels about being something other than straight… it could go better than you think. Gender preferences are quite fluid as time is passing and for some people to “come out” it isn’t a surprise to their loved ones.

Start slow, and use language that says “both” and not just “gay”. Tell her you love her (if you mean it of course) and her body, and women, and pussy, and boobs etc… and since she has been so great and understanding, and etc that you want to tell her a secret. That since you trust her, and want to be with her (that is, if you want to stay with her) that you want to experiment with her. If you make it about the relationship and the both of you, its difficult for her to bite back at you and say “you don’t love me, you’re gay, thanks for using me” and those other hurtful things that could be said.

You can also start by asking her if she has had thoughts about other women, and say that women are different from men down to their plumbing (genitals). That if she liked women, you couldn’t do that for her. You don’t have a vagina or boobs, and therefore can’t compare to what sort of sex she could have with a woman. A guy being bi, is the same thing. She can mimic and you can buy toys, but it just isn’t the same.

You know your girlfriend better than I do, and I’d like you to be true to yourself. People who hide their sexual preferences throughout their lifetime end up unhappy. It happens for people who like BDSM and don’t know how to express it, it happens in the GLBT, it happens to foot fetishists, so know with what you’re feeling, you aren’t alone.

It is like saying “I would have rather loved, than never at all”. You should be accepted for who you are, and be able to be yourself. Sometimes it hurts a few people momentarily when they get “the news” but your happiness should be what counts in the end…hopefully she’ll come around to understanding that. If the table was turned, she would hope the same of you for her.

Sexlopedia: Queening

JaneBlow — Fri, 14 Oct 2011 15:00:40 +0000

Queening is an exaggerated version of face sitting. Face sitting, is exactly how it sounds. Oral sex as someone “sits on your face”. Queening is usually used as a BDSM term. It is a mix of face sitting + ass worshiping + a dominant woman making you service/lick/adore/get smothered in her vagina/ass.

There are pieces of furniture specifically built for queening, more often they are simply called thrones or smother boxes. Smothering is taking Queening a step further, but they often hold hands as sexual practices.

Dear Jane: If I Drink More Milk, Will I Cum More?

JaneBlow — Thu, 13 Oct 2011 16:20:08 +0000

Dear Jane <– Ask me a question, it’s totally anonymous.

So… A recently acquired friend of mine was telling me about this guy he knows (they’re in their 20′s for the record). His friend, although college educated, didn’t quite get the mechanics of how the body breaks down the foods we eat and they had a conversation that went a little something like this:

Guy: Yo bro, I’m going to drink so much milk today, this girl better watch out later! She’s going to need goggles!!

Friend: Wait, what? Do you really think when you drink milk, it turns directly into cum?

Guy: uh…

Friend: Just because they’re both whiteish, doesn’t mean your cum is milk… HAHAHAHAHAHA

Guy: :(

*****

If I was there, I would have told the guy if he wanted a bigger “pop shot”… to try this instead

1. Yes, drink more fluids, but that just helps your body anyway.

2. You want to eat foods that promote a healthy prostate, which creates the seminal fluid. Celery, cinnamon, proteins, green veges, pumpkin to name a few.

3. There are even vitamins that people are taking to help create that Peter North, Glazed Doughnut, larger amount of come… shot. Many xxx shops are carrying them. I was skeptical, but a Stunt Cock of mine said if you take them over time (even as short as a week) you’ll see a difference.

The next time you want to laugh at a friend, try and hold it in instead, and direct them here. I’ll save your friend some face, and you’ll both learn something!

Dear Jane: My Squirt Smells… You Said It Isn’t Supposed To Smell?!!

JaneBlow — Wed, 12 Oct 2011 15:00:24 +0000

Dear Jane, <– Ask me anything, and I do mean ANYTHING. Sex related questions are far more helpful though. If you’re asking, I’m sure someone else wants to know too.

To say that I squirt when I cum is an understatement. I gush. Half the time it’s odorless, but the other half of the time the smell is really unpleasant. Do you know of anything that may cause that?

You’re right… every documentary, blog, informational site, peer review, dvd, workshop etc… in the last X years says “squirt isn’t pee and it doesn’t smell”. But ya know what? Sometimes it does. Here are a few reasons why it might… or how it could all be just in your head.

Don’t worry your pretty uh, faces off, just read this little rational list of what could be up.

1. ”Squirt” gathers in the bladder. What is happening is you’re G-Spot (aka the urethral sponge) is being stimulated and it is pushing fluid into the bladder. When you squirt, it comes out of the urethra, not the vaginal opening.

If you didn’t pee before sex/masturbation/stimulation… there could be some urine mixed in… which could cause a smell. It could be more potent if you don’t drink a lot of fluids. The simple fixes to this are:

A: Drink more water.

B: Pee before sexual activity.

2. What did you eat that day? Are you one of those “I ate Italian food today, so I’m going to sweat garlic for the next few hours” kind of people? It might not be the fem ejaculate you’re smelling… it could be your sweat in the sheets too.

Don’t be a Diet Nazi, and take out stock in pineapples, just be mindful.

3. Speaking of sheets… not to go here… but if you’re smelling the bed… maybe it is time to clean the sheets, flip the mattress, etc. Might not be you, it might just be the sheets.

Perfect excuse to fuck somewhere else!

4. When some people orgasm, they lose some muscle control because they’re lost in the moment. You’ve seen your gal “throw up gang signs”, you’ve seen your guy make “O faces”. When women let go and squirt, it isn’t an impossible task to also fart while bearing down. Gas/air happens… it is part of life. Sometimes they stink, sometimes not.

Laugh it off.

Also, I’m not a doctor nor am I telling you that you’re dirty so clean yo’ sheets. Be mindful of the suggestions I’ve made, and see a doctor if you’re worried.

Dear Jane: My Partner Gets a Headache Before She Orgasms, Why?

JaneBlow — Fri, 02 Sep 2011 15:38:56 +0000

Dear Jane, <– Click and ask me questions!

My girlfriend has started to get headache while she is about to cum. Any suggestions? No, she doesn’t get one before hand. It’s when her heart rate goes up and she gets excited.

This happens for a few reasons, let’s go through the basics.

1. Are you on vacation, is the elevation of where you are different from where you usually are?

2. Is she tired? This causes headaches.

3. Is she hungry? Low blood sugar could cause headaches.

4. Is she stressed out or nervous about something you’re doing together or life in general?

5 Allergies, Sinus?

6… Lastly,

Is there a history of blood pressure issues in her family? This is a serious cause which can be fixed sometimes as easily as taking an Aspirin a day or monitoring food intake. In other cases their doctor will prescribe some medication (which may make her drowsy or hyper depending on what she gets… which adds a different “problem” dynamic to life/sex).

If this is a new issue, try looking at ideas 1-4.

If the headaches continue and you notice (gym, walking long distances, physical activity, sex, sleep) other heart related issues when being active (shortness of breath, heart pounding doing easy tasks or light exertion, persistent headaches) then see a doctor.

Key words from your question if 1-4 isn’t fixing the headaches, then I suggest seeing a doctor asap and monitoring heart rate/blood pressure.

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Dear Jane: I’m Bigger Than a Regular Condom; But Not Big Enough for a Magnum Condom

JaneBlow — Thu, 25 Aug 2011 14:13:51 +0000

Dear Jane <– Ask me a question!!

So.. I’m just slightly too small for a magnum, it feels like. What should I get?

There are several sizes of condoms, but some words are hidden in the naming of the product from the companies to help differentiate their brand from others.

Fitted = smaller than regular. I’ve been told that Kimono brand condoms run small too.

Most condoms are “regular” if they don’t have any special wording on them pertaining to size (Magnum, Max, Fitted…). Usually the fun condoms are “regular” fit or “average” fit. This would be all the fire Ice, Studded, Ribbed, Twisteds… Extended Pleasure, Warming. Most Polyurethane, and I believe all Lamb Skin condoms are also regular fit unless it says differently on the box.

Large. Trojan has a “large” condom that is smaller than their Magnums. These don’t come with any special add-ons that I’ve seen yet. These are either really hard to find, or they discontinued them in most places. I’ve noticed the Ecstasy condoms are also a little larger than usual, probably because of the new fit design. Anything with that bulb up front (like the Twisted pleasure) will give you a little more room.

Magnums are larger than large in the Trojan brand condoms. Companies have given magnums the Ecstasy lube and warming lubes too… so be careful what pack you pick up.

And there are also XL Magnums and Durex XXL.

READ CAREFULLY! Be proud that you’re practicing safe sex and stand in that condom isle an extra 5 minutes to read the packaging carefully. That makes 5 sizes of condoms and an array of lubes and textures to sort through.

Extended Pleasure or Endurance has a numbing agent to help him last longer.

Her Pleasure has a stimulant on it – some tingle, others make her tighter (not always pleasant).

Warming – warms.

Fire and or Ice has dual lubricants on it – one side cools the other warms.

Studded & Ribbed & Twisted have texture on the outside of the condom for your partner to feel.

Ecstacy brand uses a silicone lubricant to make them feel ultra smooth, instead of the usual glycerine/water based lubricant. Silicone lube lasts for a super long time, you’re going to need soap and water to wash it off fully.

Thin or Bare mean a very thin condom – their opposite would be the regular condoms. There used to be a clearly labeled “ultra” condom which was believed to be thicker than usual, but wording has changed since I’ve seen them on the shelves.

Some people who believe they are allergic to latex because of condoms – could be having a reaction to the lube ON the condom, not the condom itself. Try non lubricated condoms and your own lube before you go through the expense of buying special non-latex condoms.

Non Latex Condoms include: Lambs Skin (Literally. They protect against pregnancy, but not STIs). Polyisoprene, and Polyurethane (aka Supra, and also seen in Female Condom form) are popular for Trojan and Durex respectively.

Always pick a condom that stays on and doesn’t slide around, you don’t want that. If your condom is put on wrong, is too tight, or goes dry they will break. Stay well lubricated. A tip I give my clients is to put a drop or two (no more than that) of lube IN the condom before you roll it down… it’ll feel like a whole new world in there for ya.

If you have any more questions about condoms and sizes, don’t hesitate to ask (click the “Dear Jane”!)

PS Trojan, if you’re reading this, I HATE THE NEW BOXES. They’re bigger which screws up my entire display that hasn’t changed in over 10 years and everything is the same fucking color. People are embarrassed and confused enough by which condom to pick and now 4 of your boxes are gold/yellow? You’re all morons for changing the color coding of the boxes.

Pleasurists #143

JaneBlow — Thu, 18 Aug 2011 13:40:52 +0000

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Royal Inked by Mistress Kay
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Golden Curved Love Wand by Lucid Obsession
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Pleasurists #142

JaneBlow — Thu, 18 Aug 2011 13:38:40 +0000

Did you miss Pleasurists 141? Read it all here. Do you have a review for Pleasurists 143? Be sure to read the submission guidelines and then use the submission form to submit before Sunday August 14th @ 11:59pm Pacific.

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Sweet Obsession Euphoric by Mistress Kay
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Berman Venus G by Sammi
LELO Siri by LadyToyBox
LELO Siri by buzzvibe
iRide by LadyToyBox
JeJoue MiMi by Joan Price
bSwish bCurious by LadyToyBox
Fun Factory Astrovibes Aries by Kisses and Kinks
Tracey Cox Supersex Bullet by DIY Orgasms
Ann Summers Promises by DIY Orgasms
Fun Factory Patchy Paul G4 by Toys in Love
Compact Discretion by Teagan Shepard
Pirates Pendant by Teagan Shepard

Dildos

Anal Toys

Njoy Pfun by Amber

Sleeves, Cock Rings, & etc.

Lube, Massage Oil, Bath Stuff, & etc.

Ann Summers “Lust” Massage Spray by Kari Rose
Sliquid Lube Cube Sampler by Kate
Wet Synergy +Cool Tingle by CLP
Kama Sutra Massage Therapy Kit by Cella
Shunga Arousal Gel by Sammi
Maximus by Bzzingbee

BDSM/Fetish

Adult Books & Games

Adult DVDs & Porn

Just Tease by Ginger Leigh
Behind The Red Door – Scene 4 by J.D. Bauchery
Lust Lovers 3 by Ginger Leigh
The Model by J.D. Bauchery
Madison Young’s Art House Sluts by Ginger Leigh

Lingerie

Miscellaneous

LELO Luna by Ladytoybox
Pineapple Express Pills by True Pleasures
Condoms for a Cause by Kate
Condoms for a Cause by Kisses and Kinks
Ben-Wa Balls by Soshanna
Doc Johnson Pussy Pump by Midnight Boudoir
Ophoria K-Balls Smooth by Mistress Kay
Spareparts Pete Packer Underwear Brief by Mistress Kay

FACT! Pussy is a 100% Natural Drink

JaneBlow — Fri, 05 Aug 2011 15:00:17 +0000

I didn’t know what to expect when I clicked the link, but when this came up I couldn’t help but to sit back in my seat. I’ve been thinking about this for years now! “Man, if I could come up with a way to make money off of pussy juice I’d be fucking rich… I have so much of it right now… how do I tap this well before it runs dry in old age?”

Well, these bastards STOLE MY IDEA… sorta.

Pussy is a 100% natural drink. No nasty chemicals and nothing manufactured. It is made for people looking for a natural alternative. The name Pussy shocks and demands attention — that’s the point. Inhibition is a recipe for mediocrity. This is a premium energy drink named with confidence.

Personality: Pussy is spontaneous, entertaining, optimistic and fun. It’s a starting point. A moment when something happens and when things begin -– Pussy starts conversations. It believes in having a good time as often as possible.

Values: Pussy is the first truly premium energy drink. We have sourced the best ingredients to create a great taste and a natural lift. We believe in challenging the consensus –- and moving things forward. Pussy is about natural energy, it’s irreverent, sophisticated and a pleasure to drink. Pussy is NOT about being serious, chemical energy, having a corporate attitude or being predictable.

Pussy is unique. It is made with a blend of fresh white grape juice from Southern Italy, pressed Mexican limes and lightly carbonated water. These are then mixed with Grenadilla and Lychee flavours, infused with six selected botanical herbs: Milk Thistle, Guarana, Siberian Ginseng, Sarsaparilla, Schizandra, and Gingko Biloba.

Source via: @mseech from Jezebel

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Pleasurists #141

JaneBlow — Thu, 04 Aug 2011 15:00:51 +0000

Juicy: One by walker1812

Did you miss Pleasurists 140? Read it all here. Do you have a review for Pleasurists 142? Be sure to read the submission guidelines and then use the submission form to submit before Sunday August 7th @ 11:59pm Pacific.

Want a shiny new toy? All you’ve got to do is enter.

K-Y Brand Intimacy Experiment Kit Giveaway Deadline: August 6th.
Giveaway! Deadline: August 7th.
Nubby G Giveaway Deadline: August 8th.
Fetish Fantasy Pink Passion Bondage Kit Giveaway Deadline: August 10th @ 11:59pm Eastern.
Lap of Luxury: LELO Toy Giveaway Deadline: August 12th @ Noon.
Giveaway in Celebration of 25 Blog Followers Deadline: August 17th @ Midnight Central.

Editor

Scarlet Lotus

On to the reviews…

Vibrators

Loving Joy Metropolis by Nymphomaniac Ness
Bswish Bsoft by Joan Price
Toyfriend Seti by SGCris
Mini-Mini Wanachi by Mistress Kay
Rocks-Off RO-120mm Bullet by Teagan Shepard
Bondage I Rub My Duckie Travel-size by Mistress Kay
Tantus Little Kiss by Ginger Leigh
LELO Elise by Beanfiddler
Fairy Pocket Mini by

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Dear Jane: I Met A Shemale Online, Help Me Avoid Saying Something Stupid!

JaneBlow — Wed, 03 Aug 2011 14:54:22 +0000

Dear Jane, <– Ask me a Question!

I have become friends with a shemale on a social media site I want to avoid sayin’ something stupid HELP Please.

Girls are taught how to be girls; Later in life some of us learn how to become women.

There are two important things you need to remember.

1. We’re all humans before we are woman, man, female, male or born in the wrong body, and in transition.

2. The cat needs to be let out of the bag to some extent, at least once, so you can get to know her preferences and so she knows she can be open with you.

Treat people respectfully, and you wont have to worry about offending someone easily no matter who they are. In this case, you go with what is Gender Apparent. Gender Apparent means, if they are talking like a specific gender, dressing like a specific gender and acting like a specific gender… they are that gender. Since you said you’ve met a shemale, use female pronouns and language.

ex) “Your hair is pretty today.” Not, “Dude, your hair looks more feminine today”.

You can avoid most blunders by sticking with common sense and keeping “Gender Apparent” in mind.

Unless, which brings me to point 2, if you’re wrong about her from the start.

You can tread lightly and ask in a sincere curious manner what they prefer. Most social sites don’t allow very specific click boxes and they could have just chosen “shemale” for lack of better words to describe themselves.

Ask about who they are, and their journey, and how they identify best so you can use better vernacular. Just explain they are “your first” and you want to be friends with them because you feel they are awesome for rockin’ out how they truly feel. That you do not want to offend them and you’d like to know how to be a better friend.

I can’t tell you how to not offend your new friend, because I could be wrong too. Therefore you can have one small chat about how they feel so you basically never have to do it again (if they don’t offer the info freely on an ongoing basis).

Ex) I’ve met GLBTQ (Gay, Lesbian, Bisexual, Trans, Queer, Questioning–etc) people who prefer gender neutral pronouns (scroll down for the GNP chart). They would get highly offended if you would forget that THEY wanted you to use GNP for them; yet it wasn’t a part of my every day. But I did it, because, well, just because. It became something I remembered to do, as if I was cooking for a friend allergic to onions… I’d omit onions from the recipe or make something different.

I’d be annoyed if I didn’t like to be called something and people kept saying it. There are MANY words people have given, invented, and identify better with to “label” themselves… and they are just words… but some have grown quite attached to them.

How we identify is a large part of how we go about our day – most of us – without even thinking about it. If you’re male, you use the men’s room, you put on men’s clothing, it is ok for you to walk around topless and people don’t care if you don’t shave your legs. If you’re in transition, you have to consciously make these decisions until it becomes routine and you’re comfortable with doing them in being more “yourself”.

Having friends and people around you who accept you, as you, is important to us all. We all inherently want to be liked for who we are despite how we- our beliefs, attitude, sexual preferences, political views, attire- may differ from someone else’s let alone how society dictates it “should” be.

But… we’re all different, we’re all rebels… just like everyone else. We’re “only human” in the end.

Good luck with your new friendship, learn from each other, and just be yourself. Like I said, in the end, we all just want to be accepted for being ourselves so the less emphasis you put on differences, the more they wont matter. Just… be friends.

Sexlopedia: Eskimo Brother

Chanel Covington — Tue, 02 Aug 2011 15:00:11 +0000

Eskimo Brother: When two males acknowledge having been intimate with the same female and remain on good terms; the men are now bonded by having shared the same igloo at one time or another.

I learned this term while watching The League (please see clip below) with a friend.

~xoxo~

Editors Note: The female equivalent is Eskimo Sister.

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FLASH!: How Far Would You Go To Pay Off Your Debt?

Chanel Covington — Mon, 01 Aug 2011 18:01:38 +0000

I’ve recently decided to go to Law School…

Upon embarking on this journey, I didnt consider how much it would actually cost me to go through with it. Yes I quickly added up the math, 3 years at $50,000.00 per year would equal $150,000.00. However my preliminary mathematics were a little off…

Considering I don’t have $150K lying around (or a money tree growing out back), I’d be taking out loans. We arent talking a few hundred, or even a few thousand dollars. I had to take a class to pass the entrance exam, pay for the application process, books, a laptop, the commute, throw in some interest at a not so great rate and very quickly I noticed how I just made a nearly $300,000.00 decision, to enter a field that is getting paid progressively less and less upon graduation. (That’s if you can even find a job in this economy!)

Honestly, if the schooling isn’t stressful enough, the idea of being in debt for as much as some people spend on a house should have me tugging my hair out.

Unfortunately, when it comes to Law School, there are VERY FEW scholarships available, unless of course, you can think outside of the box. Apparently I am not the only one who has joked about selling my body for assistance with my debt….only apparently, some people werent joking?

So now I present to you my question: Is the actual concept of a sugar daddy something you would ever consider?

The Huffington Post had a very interesting article so I thought I would share. Its LONG but imo definately worth the read!

HuffPost Women – Seeking Arrangement: College Students Using ‘Sugar Daddies’ To Pay Off Loan Debt

~xoxo~

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Pleasurists #140

JaneBlow — Thu, 28 Jul 2011 17:00:48 +0000

image by sheathsandpills

Did you miss Pleasurists 139? Read it all here. Do you have a review for Pleasurists 141? Be sure to read the submission guidelines and then use the submission form to submit before Sunday July 31st @ 11:59pm Pacific.

Want a shiny new toy? All you’ve got to do is enter.

Dotted Delight Silicone Dildo Giveaway Deadline: July 27th.
Win a Nexus Ridge Rider Deadline: July 28th @ 12am Eastern.
Shay’s Contest! Deadline: July 30th.
Crystal Causes $12,000 sex toy giveaway & community fundraiser Deadline: July 31st.
Buy Short Erotic Story PURR And Win A Free Sex Toy! Deadline: July 31st.
Toys For Sex $30 weekly Giveaway Deadline: July 31st.
K-Y Brand Intimacy Experiment Kit Giveaway Deadline: August 6th.
Giveaway! Deadline: August 7th.
Fetish Fantasy Pink Passion Bondage Kit Giveaway Deadline: August 10th @ 11:59pm Eastern.
Giveaway in Celebration of 25 Blog Followers Deadline: August 17th @ Midnight Central.

Editor

Scarlet Lotus

On to the reviews…

Vibrators

OhMiBod NaughtiBod by Screaming Violet
Twilite Wand by buzzvibe
LELO Siri by True Pleasures
LELO Siri by Mei
Fairy Mini USB by Sea of Neptune
Fun Factory G4 Paulina by Mistress Kay
Starlight by Red Vinyl Kitty
Posh by Alegria
Vibratex Triple Stimulation by Bzzingbee
Ophoria Beyond 1 by DIY Orgasms
Neon Luv Touch by Bzzingbee
Love Drop by Sammi

Dildos

Anal Toys

Sleeves, Cock Rings, & etc.

Lube, Massage Oil, Bath Stuff, & etc.

BDSM/Fetish

Vampire Gloves by Pixel
The Curve by Andy
Interchangeable Crop Top System by Mistress Kay

Adult Books & Games

This Is The Way The World Ends by Mystress Lady Evyl

Adult DVDs & Porn

Sex Furniture

Liberator Heart Wedge by Mystress Lady Evyl

Miscellaneous

e[lust] #28

JaneBlow — Thu, 28 Jul 2011 15:00:20 +0000

Photo courtesy of Delilah

Welcome to e[lust] - Your source for sexual intelligence and inspirations of lust from the smartest & sexiest bloggers! Whether you’re looking for hot steamy smut, thought-provoking opinions or expert information, you’re going to find it here. Want to be included in e[lust] #29 (Which will be in September, taking a short summer break)? Start with the rules and subscribe to the RSS feed and Twitter for updates and submission reminders.

~ This Week’s Top Three Posts ~

What makes me a woman? - It’s a stumper, this question. There must be something that makes me a woman. Something more than how I am perceived by others as I walk down the street. But what is the answer?

Baggage: An Inventory – Everyone brings bags with them. My goal is to carry my own bags. I’ll let people help me shed them, but I will never let them carry them. Those bags are my own to, well, own.

There’s pain and then there’s pain (and then there’s pain) -Part of what I crave in the second type of pain is the selfish sadism of the partner who continues despite my pleas. He does it because it arouses him, and he does it because I’ll endure it for him.

~ Featured Post (Lilly’s Pick) ~

What Is Gender? – Playing with dolls and preferring the color pink doesn’t make you a girl anymore than chewing on a bone makes you my dog.

~ e[lust] Editress: Dangerous Lilly ~

Sex Toys: Single or Partnered, there is no shame in owning them – There’s no fucking shame in owning your sexuality, in taking control of your own damn orgasm. Can you PREFER human contact and partnered sex to sex toys? Sure. You can prefer whatever the fuck you want. But don’t insinuate to me that owning a lot of sex toys is somehow bad or shameful.

New Blogger Education Posts

Blog Design 101: Balancing Personal Style vs Readability

A Cautionary Word on Joining Affiliate Programs

Kink & Fetish

BDSM Day, an international recognition

BDSM Advice Series: Bondage Tape

Being a Brat Can Hurt

Caning, energy and romance

Screw roses! I enjoy playing with Thorns…

Working Girl

Erotic Writing

A Trip to the Toy Store